How would you like to die?

i dunno but surly not the way this other chick did.. she got ran over by a train

in a heroic kinda way
saving someone from danger at a cost of my life or defending someone from the forces of evil or tragically your life ends here in the hands of your mortal enemy.

If you could choose the way you were going to die... how would you go?

Please don't bore me... Let's get creative!

I want them to find me dead on the toilet, with a f*ckin' dragon munching on my legs, and Excalibur lodged into my sternum, but I want the bathroom to smell like a cornfield on a summer night, so that the paramedics will realize everything and nothing at all.

I want to jump off a bridge so that I shatter every bone in my body upon impact with water (or whatever).

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I want to jump off a bridge so that I shatter every bone in my body upon impact with water (or whatever).

You can't shatter the tiny bones in you ears, silly!

I want to beat up a martial artist triad in an underground fight, and then later his friends want me to throw the rematch or else. I start to but my girlfriend urges me to go on anyway, and i beat him. They then jump me afterwords and i beat them all in a bloody battle. One goes for a gun but i kick him in the chin then take it, i kill him and all of them but the fighter i beat. He's really hurt and his wife comes to help him up so i shrugg and began to walk away towards my girlfriend. the fighter yells to me in chines to go to hell and runs up and stabbs me a few times in the back of the kidney. Using the last of my strength and adrenaline I elbow him in the neck and as he falls i stomp as hard as i can on his face, then on his throat. I then stumble forward and fall as my girlfriend grabs me and i snatch off my necklace and hand it to her as i die in her arms from the blood loss of the stabbs and the fights.

Originally posted by jalek moye
I want to beat up a martial artist triad in an underground fight, and then later his friends want me to throw the rematch or else. I start to but my girlfriend urges me to go on anyway, and i beat him. They then jump me afterwords and i beat them all in a bloody battle. One goes for a gun but i kick him in the chin then take it, i kill him and all of them but the fighter i beat. He's really hurt and his wife comes to help him up so i shrugg and began to walk away towards my girlfriend. the fighter yells to me in chines to go to hell and runs up and stabbs me a few times in the back of the kidney. Using the last of my strength and adrenaline I elbow him in the neck and as he falls i stomp as hard as i can on his face, then on his throat. I then stumble forward and fall as my girlfriend grabs me and i snatch off my necklace and hand it to her as i die in her arms from the blood loss of the stabbs and the fights.

Isn't that Romeo Must Die...?

Originally posted by Scythe
Isn't that Romeo Must Die...?

LOL

Originally posted by jalek moye
no he lives in that and the ending is way different

I see.

well thats exactly how i'd want to die

Very descriptive.

I wana get crushed by a Giant Candy Cane... o.o

... 🤨

blowup

I change my mind I wana die like this.

thats a much more suitable death

Or Or...

I rob someones house and sprain my ankle. I go to the hospital and the doctor thinks the bruise is from infection! So he amputates my foot..... I lost where I was going with this.... but in the end I die somehow.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Or Or...

I rob someones house and sprain my ankle. I go to the hospital and the doctor thinks the bruise is from infection! So he amputates my foot..... I lost where I was going with this.... but in the end I die somehow.

I want to become diabetic and die by eating way too much chocolate stoned

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
blowup

I change my mind I wana die like this.

LOL!

While getting a hummer I wanna be in a Michael Bay style car chase through Los Angeles with both cops and gangs chasing me, bullets flying, helicpoters, etc. Going max speed off a rooftop having my car flipping in the air. A bullet hitting the gas tank and exploding 200 ft in the air...