How would you like to die?

Started by Scarlet Fox7 pages
Originally posted by Selphie
I want to become diabetic and die by eating way too much chocolate stoned

Wow....

Originally posted by jalek moye
i think you were gonna say you realize it was my house and I figure out where you got sent, and i send you a poisoned cake

and no. I dont eat sweets. ^_^... or... rather TRY not to eat sweets.

Anyone used to watch Dead Like Me? Some great ideas in that show.

I used to watch that show with the guy... i think his name was Elliot and he had a thing in his head and he saw visions and he is a lawyer... but I forgot what times it came on so i stopped watching it.

By having Milla Jovovich break my neck with her thighs.

..... You know.... Ill stick with the "Get Crushed By Giant Candy Cane".... and It has to be July.

now that would be a sexy death, the thigh one not the candy cane

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
By having Milla Jovovich break my neck with her thighs.

haha! yes! props to that!

Originally posted by jalek moye
now that would be a sexy death, the thigh one not the candy cane

blowup

Beyonce smothering me to death with her bewbz.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Beyonce smothering me to death with her bewbz.

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I think I'd like to die with my wife in my arms as we both pass this world, just like on "The Notebook."

Yes, I'm serious.

Originally posted by dadudemon
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I think I'd like to die with my wife in my arms as we both pass this world, just like on "The Notebook."

Yes, I'm serious.


awww me too... but not my wife, my pimp husband

Sword fight obviously

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
I used to watch that show with the guy... i think his name was Elliot and he had a thing in his head and he saw visions and he is a lawyer... but I forgot what times it came on so i stopped watching it.

Eli Stone.

I think I want someone to break in my home, at which point I pull a shotgun and kill them, but they had an accomplice who sneaks around behind me, knocks me out with a large steel pipe, drags me into the woods, ties me up with barbed wire, hangs me upside down from a tree, and slowly pours car battery acid on me, causing me both to bleed out from all the barbed wire and slowly deteriorate from the acid. It's the most painful death I can conceive off the top of my head. >.>

Originally posted by dadudemon
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I think I'd like to die with my wife in my arms as we both pass this world, just like on "The Notebook."

Yes, I'm serious.

FTW.

I'd take a $20,000 anti-piracy job in Somalia.

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Originally posted by Barker
I'd take a $20,000 anti-piracy job in Somalia.

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FTW haermm

Originally posted by Scythe
I want them to find me dead on the toilet, with a f*ckin' dragon munching on my legs, and Excalibur lodged into my sternum, but I want the bathroom to smell like a cornfield on a summer night, so that the paramedics will realize everything and nothing at all.

F*cking epic.

In fact, if you die like that, I will buy a ticket to the US, just so I can attend your funeral and pay my respect.

Originally posted by Kostabot
F*cking epic.

In fact, if you die like that, I will buy a ticket to the US, just so I can attend your funeral and pay my respect.

Hahaha, thanks.

Skydivin without a parachute while trying to land on someone

Originally posted by dadudemon
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I think I'd like to die with my wife in my arms as we both pass this world, just like on "The Notebook."

Yes, I'm serious.


I'd like to die having endless celestial sex