How would you kill Superman

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BENITO Perfect Rolemodel 4 N00bs

How would you kill Superman

I thought I'd bring back the How to kill threads

I would personally shove a lump of kryptonite Down his throat and Burn him

Neo_Version 7 Smile (:

What did Superman ever do to you?!

DanZeke25 You can't beat me.

You can't kill Superman. Its against the law.

Neo_Version 7 Smile (:
Originally posted by DanZeke25
You can't kill Superman. Its against the law.

And who would actually have the cajones to mess with him in the first place?

BENITO Perfect Rolemodel 4 N00bs

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
What did Superman ever do to you?!
Be Boring and Take up too much room in the comic store so then they don't supply enough interest Indies

He's a crime against Indies DAMMIT

Darth_Janus Plo Koon Rulez!

I'd make a kryptonite-toed boot and kick him in the balls.

BENITO Perfect Rolemodel 4 N00bs

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
I'd make a kryptonite-toed boot and kick him in the balls.
Brilliant but that has to be the tip of your plan am I right

Cause that wouldn't kill him

a1hsauce Senior Member

tell him he has the flu and he needs to shove a huve rock of kryptonite up his arse ✅

BENITO Perfect Rolemodel 4 N00bs

Originally posted by a1hsauce
tell him he has the flu and he needs to shove a huve rock of kryptonite up his arse ✅
Yeah!!!!

Neo_Version 7 Smile (:

Superman isn't that dumb. 😖

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Shoot his pee-pee with Kryptonite pellets.

BENITO Perfect Rolemodel 4 N00bs

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Superman isn't that dumb. 😖
No but he has the personality of a stick insect

D-Double .. and some junk

I'd sign him to my imaginary hip-hop record label, then get him to wear kryptonite bling.... 🪩

"All the other MCs are do'n it. It's the new hottness, player!" ... 😉

Fianna Wisdomous

Originally posted by BENITO
I thought I'd bring back the How to kill threads

I would personally shove a lump of kryptonite Down his throat and Burn him

Explain to him how wearing underwear over tights is NOT a good look and never will be..😉

Otaku Skyhighatrist

Give him a Kryptonite burger...

Dogbert Senior Member

Kryptonite weapons, a 30.06 with special Kryptonite tipped (most likely in armor-piercing fashion). Oh, and there is a superman forum I believe.

Serra_Keto ...Silvertsume's Lover...

Pull his pants down and hand him a mirror.

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by Serra_Keto
Pull his pants down and hand him a mirror.

ouch...sierra thats harsh

Dogbert Senior Member

😆

D-Double .. and some junk
Originally posted by Serra_Keto
Pull his pants down and hand him a mirror.

I heard he had a big one... shrug