How would you kill Superman

Started by Serra_Keto3 pages
Serra_Keto ...Silvertsume's Lover...
Originally posted by D-Double
I heard he had a big one... shrug

That's Mr. Fantastic...lol

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-
Originally posted by DarkC
Shoot his pee-pee with Kryptonite pellets.

Originally posted by Serra_Keto
Pull his pants down and hand him a mirror.

Haha...

D-Double .. and some junk
Originally posted by Serra_Keto
That's Mr. Fantastic...lol

Ah, I see.... makes sense. hmm

Darth_Janus Plo Koon Rulez!

Or I could get kryptonite layered gloves and just push his eyeballs in.

mysterio69 bored as f.uck

Originally posted by Serra_Keto
Pull his pants down and hand him a mirror.

haha! poor bastard. he's all like, "I'M SUPERMAN!!!...except for down there..."

bilb vixen

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hotsauce6548 Approaching the End
Originally posted by DanZeke25
You can't kill Superman. Its against the law.

So that's why them damn cops keep chasing me.

shaber schizoid

Kryptonite is the only way yawn

hotsauce6548 Approaching the End
Originally posted by shaber
Kryptonite is the only way yawn

You could stab him... in the heart... with a trident. I think he would die.

shaber schizoid

It would deflect off him.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

i would chop him in half with a lightsaber.

indie_director Your Worst Day Dream

I'd push him off a horse

shellie ubuntu

Originally posted by indie_director
I'd push him off a horse
not funny

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by indie_director
I'd push him off a horse

dude thats just wrong

pr1983 Hey Yo!
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i would chop him in half with a lightsaber.

wouldnt work...

Mandolorian is it there yet?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i would chop him in half with a lightsaber.
that is honestly the best idea in this hole thread

Mandolorian is it there yet?

Originally posted by pr1983
wouldnt work...
why not? and besides superman is dead

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by pr1983
wouldnt work...

why not? a lightsaber slices through anything. if superman is cut in half, how is he gonna fight? what about chopping off his head?

pr1983 Hey Yo!
Originally posted by Mandolorian
why not? and besides superman is dead
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
why not? a lightsaber slices through anything. if superman is cut in half, how is he gonna fight? what about chopping off his head?

No...

every cell in his body is protected by a forcefield, hes effectively a solar battery...

Next Venom_girl Scream

Get him to fly into a sun orbited by kryptonite meteors as it goes nova and even if he survives that he'll get sucked into the resulting black hole.