How would you kill Superman

Started by Serra_Keto3 pages
Originally posted by D-Double
I heard he had a big one... shrug

That's Mr. Fantastic...lol

Originally posted by DarkC
Shoot his pee-pee with Kryptonite pellets.

Originally posted by Serra_Keto
Pull his pants down and hand him a mirror.

Haha...

Originally posted by Serra_Keto
That's Mr. Fantastic...lol

Ah, I see.... makes sense. hmm

Or I could get kryptonite layered gloves and just push his eyeballs in.

Originally posted by Serra_Keto
Pull his pants down and hand him a mirror.

haha! poor bastard. he's all like, "I'M SUPERMAN!!!...except for down there..."

😐

Originally posted by DanZeke25
You can't kill Superman. Its against the law.

So that's why them damn cops keep chasing me.

Kryptonite is the only way yawn

Originally posted by shaber
Kryptonite is the only way yawn

You could stab him... in the heart... with a trident. I think he would die.

It would deflect off him.

i would chop him in half with a lightsaber.

I'd push him off a horse

Originally posted by indie_director
I'd push him off a horse
not funny

Originally posted by indie_director
I'd push him off a horse

dude thats just wrong

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i would chop him in half with a lightsaber.

wouldnt work...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i would chop him in half with a lightsaber.
that is honestly the best idea in this hole thread

Originally posted by pr1983
wouldnt work...
why not? and besides superman is dead

Originally posted by pr1983
wouldnt work...

why not? a lightsaber slices through anything. if superman is cut in half, how is he gonna fight? what about chopping off his head?

Originally posted by Mandolorian
why not? and besides superman is dead
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
why not? a lightsaber slices through anything. if superman is cut in half, how is he gonna fight? what about chopping off his head?

No...

every cell in his body is protected by a forcefield, hes effectively a solar battery...

Get him to fly into a sun orbited by kryptonite meteors as it goes nova and even if he survives that he'll get sucked into the resulting black hole.