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Originally posted by Lana

Are you a virgin Lana ?

Originally posted by ResubianNushi
I know people who lost their virginity when they were 10. No joke.

That's really sad....

It's simple, you just sit him down and say "So, you like my daughter then?" All friendly like 😄

First proper question - Have you got a condom on you?

If he replies yes, there go the legs 😱

If he replies no, move on to the next question:

So you're trying to get her pregnant now?

If it takes any longer than 2 seconds for him to answer, procede to break his legs.

If he says yes, procede to murder him.... it's the only way.

If he says he has no intention of sleeping your daughter, you have 2 choices:

1 - break his legs for lying

2 - the kinder option - tell him you only want someone looking for a long term relationship with your daughter that won't break her heart, and if he doesn't get the **** out of the house, you'll break his legs 😄

Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Are you a virgin Lana ?

Me? No.

Originally posted by dave123
It's simple, you just sit him down and say "So, you like my daughter then?" All friendly like 😄

First proper question - Have you got a condom on you?

If he replies yes, there go the legs 😱

If he replies no, move on to the next question:

So you're trying to get her pregnant now?

If it takes any longer than 2 seconds for him to answer, procede to break his legs.

If he says yes, procede to murder him.... it's the only way.

If he says he has no intention of sleeping your daughter, you have 2 choices:

1 - break his legs for lying

2 - the kinder option - tell him you only want someone looking for a long term relationship with your daughter that won't break her heart, and if he doesn't get the **** out of the house, you'll break his legs 😄

😆

Originally posted by dave123
It's simple, you just sit him down and say "So, you like my daughter then?" All friendly like 😄

First proper question - Have you got a condom on you?

If he replies yes, there go the legs 😱

If he replies no, move on to the next question:

So you're trying to get her pregnant now?

If it takes any longer than 2 seconds for him to answer, procede to break his legs.

If he says yes, procede to murder him.... it's the only way.

If he says he has no intention of sleeping your daughter, you have 2 choices:

1 - break his legs for lying

2 - the kinder option - tell him you only want someone looking for a long term relationship with your daughter that won't break her heart, and if he doesn't get the **** out of the house, you'll break his legs 😄

😂 That's great.....

Originally posted by Lana
Me? No.

when did you set sail ?(Age)

Originally posted by dave123
It's simple, you just sit him down and say "So, you like my daughter then?" All friendly like 😄

First proper question - Have you got a condom on you?

If he replies yes, there go the legs 😱

If he replies no, move on to the next question:

So you're trying to get her pregnant now?

If it takes any longer than 2 seconds for him to answer, procede to break his legs.

If he says yes, procede to murder him.... it's the only way.

If he says he has no intention of sleeping your daughter, you have 2 choices:

1 - break his legs for lying

2 - the kinder option - tell him you only want someone looking for a long term relationship with your daughter that won't break her heart, and if he doesn't get the **** out of the house, you'll break his legs 😄

Your harsh. When I have my child, I will make sure I live nowhere near you.

Originally posted by PimpXMaster
when did you set sail ?(Age)

When I was 19.

(I'm still 19.)

He was being sarcastic 😛

Originally posted by PimpXMaster
😆 not something I am proud of, I was so little. Well back then it was the best damn 5 minutes of my life.

or are we talking about age 🙄

Originally posted by Lana
When I was 19.

(I'm still 19.)

Better age then me. But 15 to 20 is a good range.

Originally posted by Ronny
Hmmm i was under the impression you were still 'so little'

or are we talking about age 🙄

hysterical

Score one for Ronny.....

Originally posted by Ronny
Hmmm i was under the impression you were still 'so little'

or are we talking about age 🙄

😂

Now that was a diss for you.

Be nice 😐

Originally posted by dave123
It's simple, you just sit him down and say "So, you like my daughter then?" All friendly like 😄

First proper question - Have you got a condom on you?

If he replies yes, there go the legs 😱

If he replies no, move on to the next question:

So you're trying to get her pregnant now?

If it takes any longer than 2 seconds for him to answer, procede to break his legs.

If he says yes, procede to murder him.... it's the only way.

If he says he has no intention of sleeping your daughter, you have 2 choices:

1 - break his legs for lying

2 - the kinder option - tell him you only want someone looking for a long term relationship with your daughter that won't break her heart, and if he doesn't get the **** out of the house, you'll break his legs 😄

Originally posted by Snoopbert
He was being sarcastic 😛

Originally posted by Lana
hysterical

Score one for Ronny.....

Originally posted by dave123
Come to my daughters wedding and I guarantee that the groom won't be carrying her across the threshold ✅

Wow. Your liek some puritan from the 50's.

Originally posted by dave123
Come to my daughters wedding and I guarantee that the groom won't be carrying her across the threshold ✅

I'm invited 😱