Top Ten Hotties at KMC?

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Originally posted by ResubianNushi
Wow. Your liek some puritan from the 50's.
Oh no, just don't want anyone invading my baby girl 😊 Even when she is 27 😛

But if I have a son, it's a different story...

Originally posted by ResubianNushi
Wow. Your liek some puritan from the 50's.

😑 Wow, you're like so gullible.

Who's getting married now?

-AC

You and I baby 😱 Sup mah Centauri?

*Spins around and tugs collar*

Hey heyyyy there.

Not much happening on this end, besides planning the wedding and such. Busy, busy, busy. You know how I do.

What about you?

-AC

Originally posted by Ronny
😑 Wow, you're like so gullible.
😂

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Who's getting married now?

-AC

My daughter and some guy who'll soon be in a wheelchair

Oh, you mean Stephen Hawking? Dave, I got your email and sorted him out.

He's already in one. The look on his face when I swung the bat? Priceless. Not normal priceless, like...mastercard priceless.

-AC

Originally posted by dave123
Oh no, just don't want anyone invading my baby girl 😊 Even when she is 27 😛

But if I have a son, it's a different story...

😆 You can't save her. 60% of girls have sex before they are 17, 30% has it between 17-20, and from 20-25, NO girl and I mean no girl is a virgin after that.

You got to break alot of legs my friend.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Oh, you mean Stephen Hawking? Dave, I got your email and sorted him out.

He's already in one. The look on his face when I swung the bat? Priceless. Not normal priceless, like...mastercard priceless.

-AC

Was it a Kodak Moment?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
*Spins around and tugs collar*

Hey heyyyy there.

Not much happening on this end, besides planning the wedding and such. Busy, busy, busy. You know how I do.

What about you?

-AC

School is fun and such ✅ I have friends and good grades. miss this place though 🙁 this is my home.

Why yes.

Yes it was.

Edit: That was to Snoop Dog. Glad things are going fantastically well for you, Ronny 🙂.

-AC

Originally posted by PimpXMaster
😆 You can't save her. 60% of girls have sex before they are 17, 30% has it between 17-20, and from 20-25, NO girl and I mean no girl is a virgin after that.

You got to break alot of legs my friend.

Id like to see where you got that 😑 i know 3 women that are 20-25 and virgins

Originally posted by PimpXMaster
😆 You can't save her. 60% of girls have sex before they are 17, 30% has it between 17-20, and from 20-25, NO girl and I mean no girl is a virgin after that.

You got to break alot of legs my friend.

In that case, I recommend you set up a little shop that offers cheap leg castings outside my house - I'll give you plenty of customers 😄

Originally posted by dave123
In that case, I recommend you set up a little shop that offers cheap leg castings outside my house - I'll give you plenty of customers 😄

😆

Originally posted by Ronny
Id like to see where you got that 😑 i know 3 women that are 20-25 and virgins

You lost your viginity when you were 15 right 😉 well when you get to 15

she's 14 😐

Originally posted by Snoopbert
she's 14 😐

I know read above 🙄

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Why yes.

Yes it was.

Edit: That was to Snoop Dog. Glad things are going fantastically well for you, Ronny 🙂.

-AC

I hope you had one on you 🙁

Originally posted by PimpXMaster
You lost your viginity when you were 15 right 😉 well when you get to 15
Obviously you cant read very well 😑 Let me lay it all on the table, nice and simple for you, I will not have sex until i am in a relitivly serious relationship with a man, when i am of age.