Mary is not a Virgin

Started by Spelljammer5 pages
Spelljammer Restricted

It's very possible God implanted the genetics needed to conceive Jesus into Mary's womb just as extra terrestials supposedly do to women of today during abductions. But during those times they weren't evolved enough to perceive those occurances so they just interputted it as a virgin birth..

debbiejo Dreamer

Good thing you used the word "supposedly"......So, Jesus was an alien baby conceived from space people?.....I know others like you........ 😉

Spelljammer Restricted

Originally posted by debbiejo
Good thing you used the word "supposedly"......So, Jesus was an alien baby conceived from space people?.....I know others like you........ 😉

I get famous actors like John Travolta to support my wild claims!

You get Pat Robertson.. 😛

finti Senior Member

It's very possible God implanted the genetics needed to conceive Jesus into Mary's womb just as extra terrestials supposedly do to women of today during abductions.
very possible??????? 😂 😆

Wonderer Senior Member

I know that Mary is no virgin...I slept with her last night, and she lives next door to me!

finti Senior Member

I know that Mary is no virgin...I slept with her last night, and she lives next door to me!
yeah well it was about 2000 years ago she was the alleged virgin so you must really like them old

Wonderer Senior Member

old and experienced...yeah!

xmarksthespot CEO, BS Comics

I can conceive a child without sexual intercourse - it's called in vitro fertilisation. If Mary was 14 when she was pregnant then she ran a higher risk of developing severe anemia, placenta previa and pregnancy-induced hypertension, and/or dying. The baby would have had increased risk of premature birth, low birth weight, mental retardation and/or being stillborn. This is all under modern prenatal care conditions. The fact that she managed to have a complication free gestation and birth is almost as implausible as the immaculate conception.

debbiejo Dreamer
Originally posted by Wonderer
old and experienced...yeah!

😂

finti Senior Member

old and experienced...yeah!
to bad they wouldnt fancy you though would they philo

debbiejo Dreamer

Maybe Mary took a bath with some left overs in it.....and got pregnant that way... 😑

Evil Dead Enemy of the Gospel

yeah.........I know I jerk off in the bathtub all the time.......err....um...nevermind..........

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Originally posted by Evil Dead
yeah.........I know I jerk off in the bathtub all the time.......err....um...nevermind..........

Now, that was something I didn't want to know. 😘

debbiejo Dreamer

😑 This sickness is contagious....Do they have immunizations against what's happening to the people in the Religious forum.... 😂

We're morphing....

Inspectah Deck life is a dream
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I was under the impression that Jesus was concieved without sex, not that Mary was truely a virgin.

Didn't Jesus have sex with Mary Magdalene

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I can conceive a child without sexual intercourse - it's called in vitro fertilisation. If Mary was 14 when she was pregnant then she ran a higher risk of developing severe anemia, placenta previa and pregnancy-induced hypertension, and/or dying. The baby would have had increased risk of premature birth, low birth weight, mental retardation and/or being stillborn. This is all under modern prenatal care conditions. The fact that she managed to have a complication free gestation and birth is almost as implausible as the immaculate conception.

maybe i wasnt reading that correctly but what point were you making?

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Didn't Jesus have sex with Mary Magdalene

maybe...she may have been his wife. thats entirely possible. but you never know. if you go strictly by the bible. it doesnt say he did...and yes it doesnt say he didnt either 😛

debbiejo Dreamer

The Gnostic's say "And Mary was his favorite"...that's why Peter didn't like her...

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Originally posted by debbiejo
The Gnostic's say "And Mary was his favorite"...that's why Peter didn't like her...

Was Peter gay? My friend's best friend is his wife and I don't have a problem with that, so why did Peter?

a1hsauce Senior Member

back then I think women were considered less or inferior to men (not like they still arent treated that way 😬 )

and where can i find a copy of the gnostics or the sand scrolls..do they sell these on ebay? or borders? 😕

finti Senior Member

Didn't Jesus have sex with Mary Magdalene
maybe, and maybe he had sex with Judas Iscariot and Simon Peter too..............jealousy flowed and then betrayal