once upon a time there was a man named mr. rogers. he had a show on PBS called mr. rogers neighborhood. one day he got drunk on the set and started feeling hot. he wanted to take off his sweater but the producers wouldnt let him. so he cursed and he cursed and he blew the neighborhood down. and there never was another spiffy dressed sweater wearing old drunk allowed on PBS again....i am excluding the cookie monster of course. anyways long story short im pretty sure everyone lived happily ever after the end.
-Rand
p.s.- there is no santa clause