RPG Final fantasy

Me: dont get smart im an expert thief.. * pulls out you alaster* see? haha im better than u think...

Alagos: Don't you dare do that to a lord. he will have your head on a platter.

Me haha i doubt it this is the imfamouse lord Razar... he might like my talents..

Alagos: I highly doubt it. And you better smarten up, or you might as well forget about his help.

Me: we will see... ill TRY not to swipe TOO much...

"ok.everybody just clam down"

Me how did you get here? Wow your sneaky..

Alagos: And to think you thought you were sneaky.

Me: shut up

"look i just here to help you.after you almost killed me"

Me: ... i said sorry..

"yea.it stills hurts. anyway whats up with you two"

Alagos: hmm...don't think your too sorry. you have a bad temper.

Me: something was wrong with me... i was under trance for the 2nd time! Barret did something to me! I was another worthless pawn of the shinra army!!

All of a suddon an assassin come in and shoots alagos in the back.

Me: ALAGOS!!!! WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SON OF A *****!?

Alagos: Right, and I attempted to kill you by accident.

"oh my god.why is this going on"

Alagos: I ask him. he is the one who has caused everything.

"what have you done"facing him

Me: ... i...i... *runs away...*