Ron and hermione (let ur imagination run wild)

huh?

Harry gets knocked over by a girl and her name was

Parvarti Patil. "Oh sorry, let me help you up!" she offered.

Harry reached out to grab her hand but she pulled it back just as he reached it and he fell back to the ground.

Dumbledore came over and leaned over Harry. "Harry, perhaps I shall send you to the hospital. BTW did you know that your scare is gone?"

Harry didn't answer, he had passed out.

Ron........

Put on a Ballerina Dress and danced up to his room

hehehe. I like that Ballerina dress one. This is one of the most entertaining, randomest stories I have ever read. I like it.

"I think Ron's been snogging his owl too much." Ginny told Neville. Neville just.....

ate a kitten

(Okay, I'm joining)

"Neville!" Ginny shrieked. "Why did you eat that poor kitten!"
Neville replied...

"Cause it purred..i was scared so i ate so i could never hear it purr again"

Then ginny cried as Neville put on a ballerina dress and pranced to the library

Ron comes prancing down the stairs in his ballerina outfit, and then grabbed Hermione, and said, "Kiss me, baby!" then gave her a BIG FAT KISS ON THE LIPS!
"Gaaah!" Harry shouted, flailing his arms. "Everyone's gone MENTAL!" Then he...

Jumped Off the Staircase and rolled outside

Meanwhile Harry looked in the hospital wing and saw...

Mad Eye Moody! And he was wearing a DRESS!

"Hello, Harry!" Mad Eye said, cheerfully, after spotting Harry looking in. "Do you think this dress makes me look fat?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" Harry screamed. he then runs down the corridor covering his eyes. "Got to get that image out... of... my... HEAD! Very... DISTURBING!" Then someone else came over. it was...

Dumbledore wearing some bling-bling

"What is up my homies, homy g-dog"

This is Getting more funny every second 😄

😄

Dumbledore stuck out his hand and told Harry "Give me, some hand, man"

HARRY SCREAMS AND TAKES OUT A KNIFE AND STABS HIMSELF

lol

Then all of a sudden, Harry wakes up. "Oh no! I just as bad as Ron and Hermione, now!"
Who walkes into the common room, unexspected?...

Ginny walked in.

"Ginny?" Harry asked in surprise. "What's the matter? Why are you here?"
"I came to tell you something important." Ginny replied. "It's about..."

Ginny started to sing with a chourus behind her

I hate you, I love you
I just can't remember to forget you
Who are you, who needs you?
You make me feel alive, I die, so high
I'm crawling on the ground
I have found I can fly

One of these days it all comes together
One of those days that goes on forever
Think I sound crazy? Maybe, whatever
What's it all about?

It's about life, it's about fun
It's over before it has begun
It's about you, it's about me
It's about everything between and I say
I'm saying goodbye to you, I say hi to you with no clue
It's about time that I
Make up my mind

It's simple, confusing, the truth is I'm winning but I'm losing
And pulling and pushing, won't do me any good
It could, it should
I'm honest to myself that the truth is I lied

One of these days it all comes together
One of those days that goes on forever
Think I sound crazy? Maybe, whatever
What's it all about?

Time is creeping behind me, surrounding around me
Fading the words so desperately
Now give me a reason that I can believe in
Time is something you can't rewind
One of these days it all comes together
One of those days that goes on forever
Think I sound crazy? Maybe, whatever
What's it all about?

It's about life, it's about fun
It's over before it has begun
It's about you, it's about me
It's about everything between and I say
I'm saying goodbye to you, I say hi to you with no clue
It's about time that I
Make up my mind

Harry stood there confused then he....