Ron and hermione (let ur imagination run wild)

Ron was now french kissing Dumbledore

"Oh my God, Ron, how many times have I told u this? No abusing Dumbledore when he is high. And besides, if you want to hump his leg like u did the last time, you may want to think again: I hear Snape coming, and he sounds like he ___________"

"drunk"

"Wadda yoo stun-dents do-ing he-re at this h-h-houer ?"tried Snape in a confuse voice. "Well, darn" he continued."And you, preety lady" he said approaching Hermione, his hand still clutching a bottle wraped up in brown paper

"Hey! Back off!" Harry stepped in front of Snape. "No one touchs Hermione......"

"Unless I touch her first"

"HARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hermoine slapped him. "YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

lol

Ron started to talk, "The dance is in 3 hours"
"So Harry,being a perv. who do you want to go to the dance with?"
Harry said...

"well, I would like to take you Hermione. But I guess I'll be going with our dear friend, seeing as she offered this morning."

"Our dear friend?" Hermione looked at him. "And who would that be?"

"Oh, I meant to say......."

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just put a name ppl. we've been circling this topic for too long.

Then Ron Woke Up

"God i Need medicne..these dreams are terribley scary."

Harry bounded through the dormitory door, "RON GUESS WHAT!!?" he bellowed.

Ron jumped out of his skin, "ACK! What??"

"I GOT A DATE FOR THE DANCE!!!" Harry yelled with excitement.

"No way... who?" Ron asked puzzled.

Harry grinned, "her name is Eleanor Branstone and she's in Hufflepuff."

"Blimey Harry, I've ne- nev- never heard of her..." Ron said as he stiffled a yawn.

"Yeah, she's three years younger than us..." said Harry as he scratched his head.

"Wait, dude, that's like, sick !"

Loudspeaker came on and Dumbleodre started talking

"Everyone, just want you to know that the dance is in 2 hours"

"Bloody hell, since when did we get a loudspeaker in our room" Ron said

"You find that important right now? The dance is in two hours and I'm sobre as a judge. We should go see Professor Sprout from Herbollogy for some weedy treats" - said Harry
"You go, mate, I still have to take care of something here under the blanket. Meet you there."

ron Yawned and Then Looked at a bed next to him there was luna and ________

Malfoy.
"Oi ! Who the bloody hell are you ?" Ron said fiercely. "Malfoy, you better not wet the bed again. I sleep in this room every night"
Malfoy replied Well, _______""

"I Came in to search for something and she seduced me.so i had to stay."

"Well, are you done yet? 'Cause I'm waiting my turn, you know!" continued Ron.
"Yeah mate, go ahead. All yours." by saying that, Draco pulled out his pipe and his wand. "Incendio", he said, lighting it.

Meanwhile, Harry was ________

licking Snape's ba!!s

--Okay, so I'd like to ask a favor of you guys. Could you please keep the alcohol, drugs, and sex out of this thread. It's really offending to some of us and we didn't start this for that purpose. I know there is an adult harry potter thread in another section so if you'd like, you can take your ideas there where they will be much better appreciated. Thanks. --

Or so he thought. He was really dreaming... "Man, I'm getting just as bad as Ron and his dreams..." Harry said as he woke up.