Ron and hermione (let ur imagination run wild)

Just then a ghost Siruis walked in and danced then he left.

"Sirius!!!!!!!!!" Harry stopped and ran after hiis godfather..... into a wall and......

and he got a brain hemorrhage. XD

So everyone left him were he was and went to dinner.

Ron stuffed his face with potatoes and didn't realize that scabbers was hiding in them.

He swallowed Scabbers and said "Yummy in my Tummy"
Then Harry came in holding hands with Dumbledore

Well, actually, Harry was stuggleing to get away while screaming "PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" as loud as he could. Dumbledore ingored the screams and kept pulling Harry along.

Then He Saw Hermione Making out in the room next to where he was being draged to and he said "Broogon nif!!" and "quirty snif" she was making out with ron and she had

a gun.

"Put all your money in this bag, you heard me now" Hermione screamed

Ron stood there and said."Ahem...That a Stryofoam gun" She said."OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH Let pretend this never happened Okay?" Then Continued to..

the puppet show

where Harry was had been magiced into a puppet. He was getting beaten up by the other puppets who were............

snails

"Hey, how come I'm the snail" Hermione whined

"Hermione!" Ron replied. "We're all snails! Well... Except for Harry. That's why we're beating him up!"

ive heard cho is pregnant said harry rushing in

"Wait! Who are you then?" hermione asked the Harry puppet.

"I'm Harry!" He squeked. "That's an imposter. "Must be draco."

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I an the famous Harry Potter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Draco ran away to Cho.

Cho was actually a girl named... DA DA DUM Luna!

"No she's not, your just trying to make the story more intersteing" Ron shouted to the louspeaker

" Okay, I lied. But it is luna. And Cho is pregnant." the loud speaker said.

"So where's Cho" Harry asked
"At the hospital having her baby DUH!"

"Who's the dad?" Harry scratched his head.

"What, you mean it's not you, Harry?" Hermione and ron asked together.

"Erm... No. We never... you know... did it." Harry looked embaressed and confused.

"Well, who is then?" Hermy asked the speaker.

"Draco Malfoy" it stated simply.

"WHAT?!?!?!?!!?!?" Hermione flipped out and yelled at Draco. "You had sex with someone other than me?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"WHAT?!?!?!?!!?!?" Harry and Ron asked in unison.