Ron and hermione (let ur imagination run wild)

"What? We were dating" Hermione said
"Huh? behind my back"

4 hours later Cho had a boy named Dro Chang.

"he's so cute!" Hermione was holding the baby because.....

he had 3 eyeballs, no tongue, razor sharp teeth and blue skin.

"Well, at least we know where he gets his looks from" Harry grinned
"Who" Hermoine asked
"Draco" Harry laughed

Everyone started to laugh except Cho and her baby Dro who were angry.

"hey harry, he's yours you know!!"

hermi gasped. harry looked suprised...."what!! thats not possible!"

"yeah it happened. when you were drunk!"

hermi ron, and the others looked at harry in suprise

"You know the only way it find out who's it is.. we have to go on the Jerry Springer show"

Like 5 hours later....

They were going on the air in 5 seconds... 4. 3. 2. 1...

"Hellooooooo America ! We have a great show here tonight. We have here with us your favorites, Harry Potter and Cho !!!! Say, Harry..."
(on the set things get prety wild between Harry and Cho)
"Yes I am sure he is yours - "
"I said that's NOT POSSIBLE !"
"Yes it - "
"Avada Kadevra !!!!"
"Whooa, folks, great show we have here tonight. Let's bring in our set psychiatrist"
(Dumbledore walks in, wearing crazy doctor uniform)

Dumbledore took one look at the baby and said "Yup, it's Draco's fo'sure." and then he started to break dance

ta-na-na... Cant touch this na-na (crazy MC Hammer music) "Stop - it's Dumbly time ! Kudos to you, Harry m'boy !"
McGonnogal bursts into the room "Profesor ! Are you on meth again ? I' ve told you, dog, you've got to lay off that $h*t ! 'Iight ?"
"Can't touch this! "

(((i cant remeber who used the Mc Hammer joke on this thread, but it rocked !)))

..CONFFUSING AHH! And then Magonnogal Runs Naked out of the room

"Wow! the Professor's hot!" Ron was drolling.

"ugh.' Hermione turned around and started making out with Draco.

Then Hermione Just relised "EWWWWE I AM MAKING OUT WITH DRACO!!" Then went to make out with ron who just fainted cause he relised he was looking at a naked professor then he woke up and "ewwwwweeeyu nude ppl"

"But she is kinda sexy"😱 "Ron said
Hermione smacked Ron in the nose and then Ron cried like a girl

"why must you be such a meanie weenie" he shouted

"oh sorry ron its just.."

but before she has time to finish the sentence, a loud 'BOOOM' is heard, and from a giant cloud of smoke emerges Snape, dressed as a gangsta, and he is soon followed by his Slytherin posse. He draws his wand and says " 'Iight crew, let's get this party started! A-ha aha, that's the way a-ha aha I like it ! a-ha aha ...."

Originally posted by milion888
but before she has time to finish the sentence, a loud 'BOOOM' is heard, and from a giant cloud of smoke emerges Snape, dressed as a gangsta, and he is soon followed by his Slytherin posse. He draws his wand and says " 'Iight crew, let's get this party started! A-ha aha, that's the way a-ha aha I like it ! a-ha aha ...."

Pops out of a cake!

lol

Then Ron eats the cake😱

then ronald Throws up and says "ewe" i wish it was hermione naked out of the cake instead of snape." then hermione heard what ron said so then she

B!tch slapped him

So Ron said "Yeah baby, ya know I like it rough..."