Ron and hermione (let ur imagination run wild)

"Luna"
Hermione starts laughing so hard she fell on the ground. Luna walkes in.
"Harry, I haven't seen in like weeks!
"Do you have a date for the dance yet!"
Luna answered with a quiet 'Yes'
"Sorry Harry, I'm going with................"

please go on

"Colin Creevey... He asked me yesterday morning. I'm really sorry Harry." Luna said sincerely.

"That's okay... but do you know who I could go with?" Harry said hopefully.

"Oh yeah!! My friend doesn't have a date yet either!" Luna exclaimed brightly.

"Really? Who?" Harry asked.

"Well, her name is......"

continue...

Bob!

"bob? i don't think i know her...."

"Oh she's great. Her name is Billie Bob Jo Johnson"
"she has a great sense of humor"
"And she has dated lots of famous wizards like.. Dumbledore and...

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"Whoa whoa whoa, hold on a sec, she dated Dumbledore? Just how old is this girl?" Harry cried out as he stared in unbelief at Luna.

"um i forgot... sorry... but she's great I promise.... wait, give me a few min. to think... she's __"

sorry, no idea how old she'll be...

"In Malfoy's bedroom"

"wait a min" harry was about to say something when lune dragged her to malfoy's room. there he saw bob, one of the most ____

ugliest women in the world her nose was at the top of her head and her mouth was located at her forehead

Bewildered and Confussed They Ran away..when suddenly they Bumped into _________

Cho Chang

"hi." Cho Muttered then suddenly _______ Walked in

Dumbledore walked in lol.

"What is up my homies" He asked

"Er..... nothing professor." Harry stammered. "I was just here to see if Cho had a date."

"I'm sorry I'm going with Viktor Krum!"

"You're what?????"

"Yes, he - "
"Psychedelic my brothers !" said Dumbledore rushing towards the students, and one could easily see how high on dope the headmaster was. "Gimme love! - he continued in the same tone of voice- Yo Harry, lit this spliff for me, will'ya ?"

Then Suddenly Hermione out of all people with fleur,ginny and 1,333,993 other girls started to do ballet for 6 hours

Or at least that's what Dumbeldore was seeing, given the fact that he was sooo high at the moment.
"Duuuuude... this is like sooo ________"

"funka delik"

"Harry, you do know the dance is in 4 hours, right?" Ron asked
"Who do you want to go with them?" Hermione asked

Dumbledore hugged Harry and then ran away and then answered Hermione by saying ...

"I dunno. Man, I wish Voldemort was still available. Does he even have a date?"
"But Harry, you can't possibly think that - Ron, what the bloody hell are u doing?"