Originally posted by Commando Queen
sigh.. who knows with my luck
You try being me woman!
People litteraly point at you and say "ugly".
The only two girls that like you are a desperate fool who's "inlove with love" (we all know those types) and someone who though a girl, reminds me so much so of the Revenge of the Nerds character I nicknamed her Ogre..
You're a highschool dropout who's 20 years old but looks 13 and acts immature, so much so even 13 year olds think you're thier age..
You workout but don't develop a "ripped" body, more of a "60 year old body builder" body where the muscles slag and you have atrocious body odor so you have to spray deoderize yourself to death..
You're 5"2 and your penis is described as mediocre at best..
And to top it all off you have a speech impedement where you naturaly mispronounce words mostly in vowel context like a three year old..
I should be getting payed to suffer like this as the offical "Toys R Us kid".