Brock Samson vs Cage

As much as love Cage as him being a fellow black man and all, Brock Samson has killed 2 men with his ass alone, hes unstoppabble , a living weapon.

If the O.S.I. has briefed him on Cage's abilities, Brock all the way. If he's in the dark, Cage'll probably clock him in the moment of surprise after his knife bounces off that 'ol "unbreakable skin."

Brock Sampson is a ****in' madman.
I wouldn't want to fight him.
(I am dead- serious)

He goes into rage mode and the game is over.

"It was like a Ninja and a tiger stapled together!"

Brock wins in an extravagant and funny way.

Dont know this Brock guy is, is he somehow connected to Eddy Brock 🙂

yeah.... who IS Brock Samson?

Originally posted by Laminator_X
"It was like a Ninja and a tiger stapled together!"

I think the quote was

"It was like two ninjas typed together to make one gaint one!"

Brock Sampson has survived in the vacuum of outerspace!

Originally posted by Scoobless
yeah.... who [b]IS Brock Samson? [/B]

He is from the show Venture Bros.

Venture Bros ? I only know Mario Bros

Its a comedy cartoon on cartoon network. Look into it, its very funny.

Imagine if Race Bannon from Johnny Quest were a 7' tall berzerker with a Bowie knife and 70's fashion sense.

That's Brock Samson.

I asked the all knowing wise master of knowledge: Google

This guys look funny and do funny thngs.

Depends, does Cage like Zep' ?

Watch cartoon network on sunday night at 11:00 pm.
You will see the monster that is brock motha****in' sampson.
Undisputed champ of rage beatings and crazed physco induced killing.
He is a ****in' machine.

Originally posted by jplatinum
Brock Sampson is a ****in' madman.
I wouldn't want to fight him.
(I am dead- serious)

He goes into rage mode and the game is over.

Not game over for you JP, the skills Master "Dan" gave you would defeat him 🙂

I was talkin' about cage.

Originally posted by Nataku8188
Depends, does Cage like Zep' ?

Originally posted by King KAM
i agree, and no Cage HAS a problem with Zep and when he says this,Brock is going to flip out and choke him lifeless.

"... and for the written portion of you exam you drew the little man with wings from the Led Zeppelin albums."

"Icarus... you saying you have a problem with Zep?

Hehe

The man killed a Polar Bear...and then made it into a coat in under 1 minute....he beat-up the 6-million dollar man and a gay sasquach, he survived the vacuum of space, he killed 2 men with his ass, and he STILL has time to get more butt then Ashtrays.

brock 10/10