Brock Samson vs Cage

Started by colossus172 pages

Originally posted by jplatinum
Brock Sampson is a ****in' madman.
I wouldn't want to fight him.
(I am dead- serious)

He goes into rage mode and the game is over.

i think its the other way around....dude one of those punches which you can deliever at a rate of 50,935 per second and he is dead....+ u have all those skills which master "dan" tought you......

Originally posted by colossus17
i think its the other way around....dude one of those punches which you can deliever at a rate of 50,935 per second and he is dead....+ u have all those skills which master "dan" tought you......

Colossus you havent heard????, im sorry to tell you but...Brock Samson has defeated the GREAT Dan, with a flurry of insane lefts and rights.

Brock is the man...He wears boat shoes, drives a charger, and has a mullett.

mullett.

😆
sorry, but that's just wrong

mullett.

😆

Can't stop 😆

"I hope brock doesn't hear me laughin' at him or I'll end up like that football player who wouldn't give him the ball."

"Oh shit! there's brock, i'm out like the runnin' man."

Brock: " Hey you, JP come here motha****a!"

ill put it like this, cage is tough, but once Brock was shot with about 452 Tranqs that were strong enough to put down a man about 6feet4inches, and about 235lbs. he took about 450+ of them and kept on whippin ass, he had to be hit by a TRUCK to be Ko'ed, and he got burried for about 6 hours under 6 feet of dirt, and he still came out ok. Alittle bit of Tequilla and he was as my Idol Glen Quagmire would say OLRITE!

1. What is your favorite piece of music?

Led Zeppelin's "Moby Dick", live at Montreaux.

2. What is your favorite film?

[The Iron Giant]. I could really relate to it.

3. What is your favorite TV program, past or current?

Past: [Rockford Files], [Kung-Fu]. Present: [Elimi-date].

4. What do you feel has been your most important professional accomplishment to date?

I can't talk about it. That's classified, actually. Pretty cool, though.

5. Which project do you feel didn't live up to what you envisioned?

Protecting President Reagan. I came on after those bozos in Secret Service blew it at the Washington Hilton. I heard it was a much funner gig before that.

6. What is your favorite book?

Owner's Manual, 1969 Dodge Charger. Informative in a punchy, brisk, economical prose style.

7. If you could change one thing about the industry, what would it be?

They hand out licenses to kill like they're bus passes these days. Used to be much more elite. And on the flip side, I wish your supervillains would get themselves better henchmen--give me a challenge, you know?

Just another day at the office...

8. Who – or what – would you say has had the biggest influence on your career?

General ____________(name censored in accordance with the Patriot Act). He backed me during that court martial thing when I was at Ft. (name censored in accordance with the Patriot Act) and then, years later, as I held what was left of his head, his last words on this earth were the best advice I've ever gotten from anyone. They never leave me.

9. What is your next project?

This assignment's already lasted a lot longer than I thought it would. Haven't heard anything about my next one. Actually, I haven't heard much of anything from O.S.I. (editor's note: Office of Secret Intelligence, the government agency Brock works for) in a while. I don't know if they... maybe they... forgot about me... deep cover... [(trails off)]

10. What is the one project that you've always wanted to do, but have yet to be able to?

Get a band together. I play bass. And "vox".

Awesome picture

Originally posted by Wynndar
Awesome picture

I think that was from his dream, lol

It was from when brock got trapped in that virtual reality simulator and he kept imagining killin' all his enemies.

Most of those enemies he actually had killed in real life, except the dinosaurs.

He has done some superhuman feats.