The Great British Empire.

Started by jaden10136 pages
Originally posted by Britannia
Oh, absolutely! And the countries with 'biscuit trees' Malted Milks especially. 😉

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Again... Tea is splendid, wonderful, marvellous, stupendous, unrivalled in the hot beverage world in grandeur, godly, otherwordlly, a drink of empire, super, fantastic, great, dream-worthy, a bastion of splendour, god's reprentative in the world of drinks, a saintly concoction, spell-bounding, rousing, beautiful and British.
you forgot feminine

The one in the middle forgot to put her pinky up.

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now thats how you do it, huh brit

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
The one in the middle forgot to put her pinky up.

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😂 😆 😂 ...BAD BAD Brit.....

That stupid b!tch. What's wrong with her? Just because she hangs around on street corners at night doesn't mean her classness goes un-noted.

I kick her in the nuts.

Originally posted by Red Superfly
That stupid b!tch. What's wrong with her? Just because she hangs around on street corners at night doesn't mean her classness goes un-noted.

I kick her in the nuts.

What is it with you and kicking people in the reproductive organs? 😕

Originally posted by debbiejo
😂 😆 😂 ...BAD BAD Brit.....

I will burn pictures of the lady who did not salute with her little finger.

tea rules, people who think otherwise are idiots and i will find them and burn them

tea rules, people who think otherwise are idiots and i will find them and burn them
yeah like those wusses are able to do that 😛

i will burn you into oblivion and i will get john carew to piss on your face😐

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i will get john carew to piss on your face
so Carew is gonna pour some tea on me then

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Well, I'll repeat ahain what I said in the other thread...

People have this vision of a vast Biritsh army going around conquering the world for the glory of the Monarchy and imposing despotism everywhere they went.

THis is a massive distortion of the truth- which is not to say that the Empire was not a tool of oppression.

But the main error is in the envisaging of that army. Britain did not have a large army. In fact it had a tiny army, in any comparison to other powers in the world. It would have been actively impossible to run the Empire on military power. Britain's forceful strength was naval, which enabaled it to keep the Empire connected and to ward off the attentions of rivals, but you can't conquer the world with boats.

The British Empire was, in fact, a greed-ridden preferential trading block. It maintained control in collusion with local authorities, rather than trying to conquer all of them, which would have been silly. It was a very simple deal; we would bring some troops over, talk to the local bigwigs, discuss with them about how much richer they would be if they worked with us, left the troops there to protect our interests, and bingo, more pink on the map.

Just look at how big India is, and how many people are there, and compare it to the 10000 or so troops we had available for disbursment there, and you have to very quickly abandon the logic of an Empire held together by force.

It was all money- everyone was in it to get rich. And by bringing in money it also brought in a lot of development and advancment for the nations concerned, and of course plenty of suffering and oppression to those that stood in the way of the cash flow.

When the money failed, the Empire did. And that was that.

A perfect description of the Empire.

However I would very much like to see a New Great British Empire....but that is just my pride talking i do not see it happening.

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
A perfect description of the Empire.
However I would very much like to see a New Great British Empire....but that is just my pride talking i do not see it happening.
So, you want to subjugate other nations, force them to wear ridiculous clothes and make them drink tea.

Yes.

No thanks.

Why not?

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
No thanks.

erm you dont have a choice in the matter we decide what you do in the empire and please stop posting photos of your bookclub.

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Why not?
Well, I'm not a six year old girl or a sixty year old lady - so no I won't be putting on a frock with you and drinking tea with you.

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Originally posted by finti
so Carew is gonna pour some tea on me then

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OH, are we talkin about tea again......good....