If death stared you in the face what would you say

I would tell him that i am to young to die and run

"F*ck you!"

"Ah, you're back, back for another game of Chess over whether i shall live or not, god laid a bet on me to win, $10'000"

"What the hell took you so long you lazy putz?! I should kill you for being a procrastinator just so you have to work a double-shift!"

Originally posted by Agent 69
I would tell him that i am to young to die and run

lol 😆

Tic Tac

I'd be like....

Originally posted by Legend Of Chibi
lol 😆

Originally posted by Agent 69
I would tell him that i am to young to die and run

I would say... "TAKE THIS 2guns"

Originally posted by Darth Nauj
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i was laughing at:

Originally posted by Spelljammer
"What the hell took you so long you lazy putz?! I should kill you for being a procrastinator just so you have to work a double-shift!"

''piss off or i will kill you again''

If death stared you in the face what would you say

"Pop a Mint buddy jeez!" 😐

Kick him in the testicles and tell him "Only the good die young" and do a runner.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
"Pop a Mint buddy jeez!" 😐

😂

"Do you accept credit cards"

"You will never take me alive!"

Originally posted by DarkC
"F*ck you!"

Mine would be similar only I would say "F*ck Off"

Say? Smile.
Death smiles at us all, all a man can do is smile back.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

I would also fart in deaths face,i always wanted to do that