If death stared you in the face what would you say

'At least let me finish my drink, you skinny bastard!'

"Hello".

"Heres my hit list, come back when your done"

"Back for tea I see. Well I can't stay long, and the scythe is looking nice. But do try to not force so much strength in the reaping thing. It's hard to fix dark blades. Tell your mom I said hi..."

"Have you any toilet paper? I've shit my pants."

'Brush your teeth, dammit'

If death stared you in the face what would you say

Mom, i'm trying to have some private time, for CHRIST'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!

~wickerman~

I'd say, "Bite me Bizatch, I know I'm not gonna die. Heaven will never let me in, and Hell's too afraid I'll take over.

"well, well, well, look who finally decided to show up. and exactly where have you been mister? i put Pestilance and Destruction to bed, and waited up all night for you, but you didn't show up. and here you come, waltzing around, swinging your little scythe everywhere, strutting like you can't do wrong. well youre sleeping on the pull-out tonight!"

I'd say kiss my ass butts

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
"well, well, well, look who finally decided to show up. and exactly where have you been mister? i put Pestilance and Destruction to bed, and waited up all night for you, but you didn't show up. and here you come, waltzing around, swinging your little scythe everywhere, strutting like you can't do wrong. well youre sleeping on the pull-out tonight!"

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
I'd be like....

😆

I'd say something on the line of....."Then you know I ran junior-varsity track!"

its been a while

i'd say "oh i love your work we must get together sometime"

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
I'd be like....

indeed 😆

i would say"do ya like to party? i like to party."

"Teach Me"

hey death hows it hanging mac donalads is still open if you wanna grab a big mac then you can teach me that reaping thing ya do the thing were you just stand there then people run i seen my gran do that

OH OH OH, ID ASK HIM:

"Have you ever seen Meet Joe Black?"

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
I'd be like....

You b*tch. Thats my job.

Lol i was gonna do that, and i scroll down see that you did it. 😠