Balrog from LOTRS vs Jedi Knights

Started by golem3703 pages

Balrog from LOTRS vs Jedi Knights

Demon vs Jedi

Read the rules

Agreed. And in any case, the balrog was considerably more powerful than a jedi knight, or even a few. Read up on your Tolkien.

I meant the one on the movie.

Well first off, the Balrog would pwn the entire Jedi Council plus a couple hundred Knights simultaneously.

And he said read up because you seem to misguage the Balrog's power. It is a Lesser God. It PWNS.

Except Artoo, who would fek the Balrog up.

Hey! It got pwned by Gandalf who is only level 87! YODA IS LEVEL 138! YODA PWNS BALROG. The end.

wtf? level?

Originally posted by atlant80
wtf? level?

The way of the Sarcasm is a mysterious and devious art that has been practiced for centuries.

Lmao! The Dark Lord of Chinchillas has done it again!

And Janus, Artoo and nekkid Padme are givens.

Yeah. If Artoo projected a hologram of a nekkid Padme, he would just obliterate the space-time continium.

New Flash: Chinchilla Pwnage strikes again.... In more than thirty countries....

Chinchillas make the Monty Python rabbits seem meek.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Chinchillas make the Monty Python rabbits seem meek.

Indeed, Janus....

IN-DEED!

Artoo does have a projection of Nekkid Padme, but it will only use it when the population of the Universe is so wicked it must be purged. And even then, he'll only display it for 40 days and 40 nights and rid the universe of life.

Oh and the Balrog wins against ANY Jedi.

There are very few Jedi I could see surving this, let alone winning. However, like the very best of the Jedi, like top 5 of all time could probably do it.
Okay, barely

Originally posted by Darth_Nefarus
There are very few Jedi I could see surving this, let alone winning. However, like the very best of the Jedi, like top 5 of all time could probably do it.
Okay, barely

Tell me how a lightsaber cuts through flame and shadow, and then I'll tell you how they win.

Gandalf could only win because he went all Holy on the Balrog, no Jedi could pull it off.

Plus only a Maiar could have any chance against a fellow Maiar. None of the Jedi are lesser gods, the entire order would get thrashed.

Originally posted by Sorgo
The way of the Sarcasm is a mysterious and devious art that has been practiced for centuries.
And yet your statement had no trace of sarcasm in it. Not even an eyeroll.

Originally posted by Illustrious
Tell me how a lightsaber cuts through flame and shadow, and then I'll tell you how they win.

Gandalf could only win because he went all Holy on the Balrog, no Jedi could pull it off.

This is where NJo Luke develops Balrog INstakill Icestorm Force power (tm)