Balrog from LOTRS vs Jedi Knights

Started by atlant803 pages

ITS lUKE HE CAN DO THAT

Wouldn't surprise me. NJO... bleh...

NJO Luke will kill him🙂 And I think that Mace, Yoda and Palpy will survive trough this, too. In the ancient times, Elves killed Balrogs and Elves are not that impressive
Besides, if you have read Eddings, you'd know that gods ain't that invincible.

Where in the Silmarillion does it say that?

when this city of the Elves fell, one of its leaders killed a really strong Balrog.

Oh, Denethor killed Gothmog but died in the process, in the siege of Gondolin.

Originally posted by Illustrious
Gandalf could only win because he went all Holy on the Balrog, no Jedi could pull it off.

Gandalf only could win because:

- being the wisest of the Maia
- being a direct servant of Illuvatar ("I'm a servant of the Secret Fire"😉
- controlling the light and power of the sun itself ("wielder of the flame of Anor"😉
- having Narya the ring of fire

And now a Balrog, being a lesser god (same kind as Sauron) and the most powerful of Melkors former servants (except Sauron himself) would pretty much obliterate anything in his way. Gandalf had problems killing the Balrog (in fact he died and was "send back"😉 so there is no way that Jedi (even hundrets of them) can survive that.

Naga could just blow up the sun. That would take care of the Balrog.

In a conventional duel? Unlikely.

They would send someone like Jacen Solo, who's in touch with nature, to go and calm the balrog down, and find out why it's such a meanie. Then Jacen, would have a tea party with it, and the Balrog would create a bon fire, and they would all dance the happy dance.

Please, don't tell me how great are the stupid LotR characters. The Balrog is just a big ugly beast. Gandalf ran from pack of wolves in "The Hobbit". Any Sith Lord or member of the Jedi Council can crush the dummy Balrog who was hiding in the tunnels of Moria, scared by the singing Elves.

Originally posted by Darth_Glentract
Naga could just blow up the sun. That would take care of the Balrog.

It wouldn't come to that. Never in LotR is stated such power of any Tolkien character. tolkien fans are just obsessed.

Sauron pwns! He is l3ss3r g0d! Christopher Lee pwns once again!

I never said he would HAVE to. It just might be fun to kill the fire beast with the ultimate fire.

Originally posted by Darth Sparhawk
NJO Luke will kill him🙂 And I think that Mace, Yoda and Palpy will survive trough this, too. In the ancient times, Elves killed Balrogs and Elves are not that impressive
Besides, if you have read Eddings, you'd know that gods ain't that invincible.

Um...I happen to love Eddings but you cant compair the stories of two differnt authors. For instance in the series of books I am writing the gods within the story cannot die, but in Tolkien's world anything can die except for that one creater dude whoever he is(forgot his name)that created all the Valar and the Great Spirits.

First, Sorgo, lee plays Saruman, not Sauron. Sauron was the big dude, defeated by a guy with a broken sword.
I understand, Glentract. But killing all creatures in Middle earth because of the del;lsions of some fanboys is rather cruel.
Got the point Rand, but I was kidding.

Originally posted by Sorgo
Sauron pwns! He is l3ss3r g0d! Christopher Lee pwns once again!

Dude...Sauron was the dude in all that black armor who could change into a Vampire at will and was considered to be a god yet somehow was killed by a man with a broken sword.

Before that it was beaten by a big dog. Juan or something like this.

Originally posted by Darth Sparhawk
First, Sorgo, lee plays Saruman, not Sauron. Sauron was the big dude, defeated by a guy with a broken sword.
I understand, Glentract. But killing all creatures in Middle earth because of the del;lsions of some fanboys is rather cruel.
Got the point Rand, but I was kidding.

Oops! I keep on forgetting because i don't give a shit about LOTR because it sucks.

Originally posted by Darth Sparhawk
Please, don't tell me how great are the stupid LotR characters. The Balrog is just a big ugly beast. Gandalf ran from pack of wolves in "The Hobbit". Any Sith Lord or member of the Jedi Council can crush the dummy Balrog who was hiding in the tunnels of Moria, scared by the singing Elves.
I find your total f*cking ignorance, disturbing.