Batman vs. Captain America...a round of golf!

Cap runs into Bats passing through Gotham, congratulates him on his great performance in the Avengers/JLA teamup over Krona, taking out who he did. Bats returns the complement on Cap's leadership, and for taking down Prometheus. Then, it gets interesting.

Batman: We never did settle between ourselves, did we?
C. America: Well...(smiles) you called it off.
Batman: We were too smart to fall for that game. We had to investigate.
C. America: What are you saying? You want to go at it again, to prove something?
Batman: No. I should save myself for the criminals here. But, there is something that demonstrates great reflexes, control, and strategy.
C. America: What?
Batman: Golf.
C. America: ( looking a little amazed) I didn't think you were the golfing type.
Batman: You can't have the day job I have without playing golf. Believe it or not, I do have bad days; it makes me bring it a bit more when I go out at night.
C. America: (Chuckles) Golf. All right. You play with Superman too?
Batman: Him? No, he cheats. ( Cap squints) Really. He pushes putts along with his breath, thinks I don't notice.
C. America: All right, deal. But we choose a neutral course. ( Shakes hands) No uniforms?
Batman: No, but bring them along in case.

So they go golfing a few days later, Bruce shows up late for the tee off - thanks to his two days of prep, in an attempt to psyche out Steve - and they're off. Following in a golfcart some distance behind, is the Joker in garish period golfwear, and the Red Skull, grumbling about the bright sunshine and everything nice in the world.

How does it go from here...?

Well, I think before long, they'd realise they're being followed by the Joker and the Skull. After taking those two out, they'll go back to the game.

Not sure who'd win. If I had to say one, I'd go with Cap, but it could easily go either way.

Neat idea.

They all stop to stare at the guy with long blonde hair that keeps hitting every hole in one from any sort of angle at any sort of distance. So after they have a drink and a nice chat with Mr. Longshot, they get back to the game 😂

Bats had prep eh? In that case....i'm scared to think of what his golf clubs look like, each with individual "wind speed, distance to hole, intensity of shot, pressure that needs to be applied in point x which is shown with a laser on the golfball" features, ........PLUS some more...

~wickerman~

I think captain A.
Batman doesn't spend too much free time doing those type of things.
I'm sure Cap gets envited by dignitaries and other high stature people to social events and golf all the time.

Some rich important guy: " Mr. America you must come play a round at the country club they'd love you. It will be smashing indubitively."

Cap: " umm....okay."

[Tiger woods, jack nichols, and Happy Gilmore admire cap's long drive(600 yards).]

[Bob Barker starts a fistfight and is thrown out on his pale old ass.]

[Dave Chappelle comes running out of nowhere]

Dave: " Damn *****!"

😆 😆 😆 🤣

Originally posted by jplatinum
I think captain A.
Batman doesn't spend too much free time doing those type of things.
I'm sure Cap gets envited by dignitaries and other high stature people to social events and golf all the time.

Some rich important guy: " Mr. America you must come play a round at the country club they'd love you. It will be smashing indubitively."

Cap: " umm....okay."

[Tiger woods, jack nichols, and Happy Gilmore admire cap's long drive(600 yards).]

[Bob Barker starts a fistfight and is thrown out on his pale old ass.]

[Dave Chappelle comes running out of nowhere]

Dave: " Damn *****!"

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Hello! He's BRUCE WAYNE. The richest man alive. Do really think a high-society class person like Wayne doesn't know how to play golf?

Originally posted by Draco69
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Hello! He's BRUCE WAYNE. The richest man alive. Do really think a high-society class person like Wayne doesn't know how to play golf?

Apparently, Bruce does do some serious time on the golf course. Maybe I should lean towards him a bit more. He'll cheat a little too, to win; Steve won't.

Originally posted by Draco69
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Hello! He's BRUCE WAYNE. The richest man alive. Do really think a high-society class person like Wayne doesn't know how to play golf?

Originally posted by cybermaster
him being rich what the hell does that have to do with his fighting abilitly. and captain america takes care of things on his own he doesnt need a partner to back him up. PS bill gates is the richest man in the world

Not in comics.

And Batman has dual identity, he must have played golf for ages.

Read-some-comics-before-coming-here.

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Not in comics.

And Batman has dual identity, he must have played golf for ages.

Read-some-comics-before-coming-here.

Originally posted by cybermaster
i have dummy maybe youve read more batman comics than me cause his are a little boring.

"Dummy". 🙄

Then do some research from the internet.

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
"Dummy". 🙄

Then do some research from the internet.

I believe the owner of IKEA is now the World's Richest Man.
Thank you Sweden, for all your weird furniture! 😂

Dark Crawler, do you allow IKEA in Finlnad? I understand you Finns don't like the Swedes very much. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by roughrider
I believe the owner of IKEA is now the World's Richest Man.
Thank you Sweden, for all your weird furniture! 😂

Dark Crawler, do you allow IKEA in Finlnad? I understand you Finns don't like the Swedes very much. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by cybermaster
him being rich what the hell does that have to do with his fighting abilitly. and captain america takes care of things on his own he doesnt need a partner to back him up. PS bill gates is the richest man in the world

And what does fighting ability (which bruce has proven to have plenty of) have to do with golfing skills? Wow......you're really out there 😖

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
And what does fighting ability (which bruce has proven to have plenty of) have to do with golfing skills? Wow......you're really out there 😖

Originally posted by cybermaster
lol thats all u have to say ? 😆

What more is there to say? You embarassed yourself sufficiently. No need for me to contribute to that further 😬

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
What more is there to say? You embarassed yourself sufficiently. No need for me to contribute to that further 😬

Originally posted by cybermaster
i was saying what the hell does him being rich have to do with playing golf. and was bringing up what does batman have to do with playin golf. read dumbass

Read the first post at the top of this page. Then you can apologize to him.