Batman vs. Captain America...a round of golf!

Started by Dark Urizen3 pages

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
They don't. 🙁

Luckily I am sexy as hell.

Sonuvabitch 😂
I'm gonna send the antipope to eat you in your sleep 😈

Batman has even played golf with Alan Scott, so yeah Bruce does play golf between his "dark" times.

Yep. Heck, i bet Stephen Strange has more golfing experience than Cap 😖

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Sonuvabitch 😂
I'm gonna send the antipope to eat you in your sleep 😈

I'm so sexy that even Antipope can't kill me. 😈

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
I'm so sexy that even Antipope can't kill me. 😈

Ok.....he'll do what he does best then. Disembowl you and make YOU an ugly inhuman monster 😈

The Anti-Pope stays victorious yet again. 😐

Originally posted by Metalmanx
You pose very valid points there, but I'd have to give the edge to Cap here in this game. I mean, look at Happy Gilmore. I know it was just a movie, but it makes sense. If you can get your ball all the way to the green or right near it with one shot, you can take your time with the shortgame while your opponent slowly makes his way down the course.

So, yea. Very slight edge to Cap here. He'd probably be ricocheting his ball off of rocks and trees for insane hole-in-ones.

So which one of these two is more likely to do a Sandler-like freakout on the course? I say Bruce.
And if the Red Skull yells out "Die, American!" and throws a grenade from behind a tree, odds are Steve casually putts it back at his ugly face.

Batman plays golf very well proven in batman wildcat crossover

batman wins

-6 to 2

Do the caddies play a part here?
Bruce probably has Tim Drake. Steve would have...hmmm...who? Sam Wilson?
Or, is Bruce too stubborn to take advice from a caddie? 😄

Gotta go with Wayne here.