Sex positions

The Gomez Adams-
When someone is so sexually deprived and depraved, they give themselves a Dirty Sanchez

HAHA! LOOK AT THAT SAUSAGE!

AHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

Originally posted by BackFire
The Purple Margeret involves a plunger sucking stuff out of the ass.

The Fish Omelet has someone bent over taking a dump and someone slapping their ass with a fish whiel it's coming out.

I don't remember what the Guatemalan Mudslide is, but you can tell it also has to do with shit.

Productive day, was it?

Ohh...I got another one 'the juanita special bean dip'

Sad thing is, believe it or not, these are actually real 😮

Originally posted by RZA
Ohh...I got another one 'the juanita special bean dip'

Sad thing is, believe it or not, these are actually real 😮

Yes, as abstract concepts. I doubt many people enact them.

Hmm...I don't know dude, there's some pretty F'd up people out there.

Originally posted by RZA
Hmm...I don't know dude, there's some pretty F'd up people out there.

I don't doubt more extreme things have been done, but I doubt that the comedy element is that frequent.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
The Gomez Adams-
When someone is so sexually deprived and depraved, they give themselves a Dirty Sanchez

Hahahahahaha, funniest of all time.

-AC

Originally posted by Bloigen
HAHA! LOOK AT THAT SAUSAGE!

AHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

Winter is a time for spooning.

Doggy style is pretty sweet.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Not to be off topic, Ok, I am...but this is funny!! 😂 .....A sausage in a sex thread......

Thank John Kricfaulusi and Spumco for that one.

why is there a sex thread anyway?

Originally posted by cool_dudes_rule
why is there a sex thread anyway?

Cause people enjoy talking aboot it?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Cause people enjoy talking aboot it?

Hey, this is cool, looks like I created my first self-sustainable thread. It pleases me that people enjoy it. Thanks!

This is perhaps the funniest thread I've ever read in KMC!

No joke! 😆

Has anyone ever found themselves to be funny (maby laughed) while having sex?

i got bored once and started reading a beatles coffee table book that happened to be open. You know you're getting shafted when she doesn't notice you're lack of pleasure or the fact you're turning pages. Looking back on it, the right the to do would have been to stop the operation and offer to watch cartoons or jon stewart or eat some trix or something.

Originally posted by Wonderer
Has anyone ever found themselves to be funny (maby laughed) while having sex?