Sex positions

Originally posted by PVS
for the record it was just sarcasm and i do not advocate or condone the practice of 'dirty sanchez' 😛

anyone up for a good, old fashioned rusty trombone?

OMFG... elaborate 😂

well, imagine playing a trombone, think of one part of the guy as the mouthpiece, and the other part of the guy as the thing you move back and forth.

😱

so basically, analingus combined with a reach around

Originally posted by Syren
OMFG... elaborate 😂

Getting well educated aren't we here.

Originally posted by debbiejo
I looked it up......NO no no. 😑 ❌

Originally posted by Syren
😆

*goes to look it up*

I think I might have some inkling as to what it means but I have to make sure 😄

Originally posted by Roulette
you don't want to know what it isO.O..trust mefear

❌ I told YOU NOT TO!!!! tsk tsk tsksp_ike

Originally posted by BackFire
Here's one called The Houdini.

You're doing the girl doggy style, then when you're about to climax you spit on her back so she looks back, then while her face is pointing at you you pull and and bust on her face and yell 'Houdini"

This was F**ing hilarious 😆
I gotta remember that one.
Thanks BF 👆

Me and my friend spent a whole day just making up horrific sex acts with funny names.

The best ones were... The Purple Margeret, The Fish omelet, and the Guatemalan Mudslide.

^^Details Please! I'm beggin you ✅

Originally posted by BackFire
Me and my friend spent a whole day just making up horrific sex acts with funny names.

The best ones were... The Purple Margeret, The Fish omelet, and the Guatemalan Mudslide.

Do elaborate.

Oh God why 😑

The Bullwinkle-
You're doing her doggy style while your friend hides in the closet. When you're about to bust one, you put you're hands on her head like antlers. At this point you're friend runs out of the closet and screams "Hey Rocky!!" in a bullwinkle voice.

how about an angry dragon?

that one's repulsive.

OH mannnnnn....

I got one, 'Dropping the Chalupa"

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Do elaborate.

The Purple Margeret involves a plunger sucking stuff out of the ass.

The Fish Omelet has someone bent over taking a dump and someone slapping their ass with a fish whiel it's coming out.

I don't remember what the Guatemalan Mudslide is, but you can tell it also has to do with shit.

dropping the chalupa has nothing to do with sex. It's the unfortunate aftermath of eating "chalupas" from public school lunches.

(a geneticallymodified hard half-taco shell with a few rabbit poop-shaped nuggets of ground beef, covered with two types of melted cheese)
actually the pinnacle of school dining flavor with a bad aftermath.