LOTR's "pants" thread

i know this seems really stupid, but i thought it would be funny if we all took lines from the LOTR's movies but added the word "pants" in every line. i dont want this thread to die fast, so please participate if ya can!! ill start it off.

"i would have gone with you to end, into the very pants of mordor"

lol, see what i mean? now, you try!

-The Two Towers-
(Before the fighting started at Helm's Deep)
Gimli: What's going on?
Legolas: Should I describe it too you...or would you rather have me get you some pants?

Galadriel: ''I smell it in the pants''

That there's some pants in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth smelling for.

Since that's probably the best line in the trilogy, the one with the most meaning, I shouldn't have put it to shame.

Sorry

since when are we putting smell in there too? 🤨

Galadriel: "Will you look into the pants?"
Frodo: "What will I see?"
Galadriel: "Even the wisest cannot tell..."

Legolas: "You would die before your pants fell!"

Bilbo:''Theres always been a pant living in the hill....''

Gimli: A pants wants to go underground and a dwarf doesn't!? I'd never hear the end of that.

WOOHOO lord of the pants has returned.

Frodo: Bilbo? Bilbo, look out for the dragon!

Bilbo: Dragon? Nonsense! There hasn’t been a dragon in these pants for a thousand years.

Gandalf: "YYYYYOOOUUU SHALL NOOOOOOT PAAAANTS!!!"

"The pant-less again shall be king."

Gollum: "My....PAAAAAAAANTTTSSS!!!!!!!"

Sam: "What we need is a few good pants..."

Originally posted by TheQuincy
Gollum: "My....PAAAAAAAANTTTSSS!!!!!!!"

Sam: ''Well...im pants''

Originally posted by DanielLB
Sam: ''Well...im pants''

what line is THAT supposed to be?

Originally posted by Batman Returns
what line is THAT supposed to be?

😂

Originally posted by Exabyte
"I'm back"? 😄

Yes its supposed to be that....