Re: LOTR's "pants" thread
Originally posted by Batman Returns
i know this seems really stupid, but i thought it would be funny if we all took lines from the LOTR's movies but added the word "pants" in every line. i dont want this thread to die fast, so please participate if ya can!! ill start it off."i would have gone with you to end, into the very pants of mordor"
lol, see what i mean? now, you try!
what you ment to say was you got the idea od around the twist!!!!!!!!
Boromir: Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.
Whitchking- "Feed on his pants"
Eyown- "I will kill you if you touch him"
Whithcking- "Do not come between the Nazgul and his pants"
Theoden: Ride now... Ride now... Ride. Ride for pants and the world's ending.
[He stops and prepares to face Sauron's army]
Theoden: Pants.
Rohirrim: Pants.
Theoden: Pants.
Rohirrim: Pants.
Theoden: PANTS.
Eowyn, Merry: PANTS.
Theoden: Forth, Eorlingas.
Originally posted by Barker
[B]Legolas:
You would Die Before your Pants Fell!Frodo:
It's getting heavier. What Pants have we got left?Uglúk:
What is it? What do you smell?
Maúhur:
Pants.
Uglúk:
They've picked up our trail! Let's go!Aragorn:
Not idly do the Pants of Lorien fall.Mother:
Eothain, take your sister. You'll go faster with just two.
Freda:
But Papa says Eothain must not ride Gerolt. He's too big for him!
Mother:
Listen to me! You must ride to Edoras and raise the Pants. Do you understand?Éomer:
What business does an elf, a man, and a dwarf have in the Pants? Speak quickly!Grishnákh:
[To Merry]: Let’s put a maggot-hole in your Pants.Gandalf:
(To Old Theoden)You will not Pants me, you will not Pants him.Bored.... [/B]
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