Jesus Christ

Started by lil bitchiness208 pages

Please get back on topic.

*gets back on topic*

wait, what were we talking about? 😂

Jesus Christ.

Originally posted by Alliance
Jesus Christ.

Watch your mouth. 😛

yes. he is the man.

Not to me.

to me he is. deal with it. 😛

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yes. he is the man.

No the government is... 😛

no 😠

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
to me he is. deal with it. 😛

I dated Jesus Christ once...he's good with the tongue droolio

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
I dated Jesus Christ once...he's good with the tongue droolio

With whose tongue though? The tongue of a yak? Or of a sinner?

Thick "tounge" of god.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
With whose tongue though? The tongue of a yak? Or of a sinner?

His droolio

They don't call him "The Word made Flesh" for nothing....

*Shudder*

*watches as lightining prepares to strike*

lightning... no I am afraid a full blown plague is warranted for that comment... 😆

yeah, good call.

It hasn't been the first time its been made...

What to you think all those religious people are talking about when they are "feeling Christ inside"?

Originally posted by Alliance
It hasn't been the first time its been made...

What to you think all those religious people are talking about when they are "feeling Christ inside"?

droolio

I know

I always hoped it was more in an Alien way, that Christ was just waiting for his chance to burst from a believers chest in a spray of gore.

Still, I guess for the believes it would be more enjoyable if it was sexual.