Jesus Christ

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My favourite Christian stories come from the older more unsanitised, unmodernised and prewesternised versions of Christianity and are often written during the Crusades. Coptic Saint George for instance is very much a Wolverine/Captain Scarlet figure channelling his healing factor from God during incarceration and torture. Classic medieval comic book shite. Moore or Miller would be proud.

The Copt and Syrian orthodox are the edgy British invasion deconstructionist versions of Christianity. Whereas the King James Bible is more your 1970's Archie comics all white and blue eyed.

One of my favorite fictional stories is Charley Darwin's "On the Origin of Species" lol. It made me laugh so much with how friggin' ridiculous it is lmao.

Makes me laugh even harder when poor, brainwashed souls actually refer to it as a "science book"... smh.

The Bible is the best actual history book though, for certain. 👆

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
One of my favorite fictional stories is Charley Darwin's "On the Origin of Species" lol. It made me laugh so much with how friggin' ridiculous it is lmao.

Makes me laugh even harder when poor, brainwashed souls actually refer to it as a "science book"... smh.

The Bible is the best actual history book though, for certain. 👆

Sorry ethneo, why is this about me?

Oh pooty.... I'm so sorry I insulted your retarded religion of Darwinism.... I know how much it upsets you. 😉

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Oh pooty.... I'm so sorry I insulted your retarded religion of Darwinism.... I know how much it upsets you. 😉
ethneo, modern evolutionary theory as many, many have explained to you has come a long way since Darwin. I certainly don't call you a retard for believing in God. Why wouldI? Why make it personal? Just putting it out there for you, this forum is a pleasant place to politely debate surely.

I know that without Darwinism your neo-Marxist ideology would be dead in the water. It's why you get so upset anytime someone rightfully points out just how blatantly unscientific it actually is.

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
I know that without Darwinism your neo-Marxist ideology would be dead in the water. It's why you get so upset anytime someone rightfully points out how unscientific it actually is.
Oh Ethneo, your consistent need to be confrontational and argue the person rather than the topic isn't Christian. We are talking about the veracity of the Bible not what aboutism and Science, I am certainly not mocking people for being Christian or any other kind of religious...

Again, so sorry I've triggered you, pooty.

It's ok, bud, you can keep believing in that fairy tale nonsense of rocks somehow becoming alive and eventually becoming people thru random mutations (even though mutations are never actually positive in the long term) and natural selection if it makes you feel better.

Hell, you can even keep calling it "science" if you like lol. Promise I won't make fun of you for it. 😉

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Again, so sorry I've triggered you, pooty.

It's ok, bud, you can keep believing in that fairy tale nonsense of rocks somehow becoming alive and eventually becoming people thru random mutations (even though mutations are never actually positive in the long term) and natural selection if it makes you feel better.

Hell, you can even keep calling it "science" if you like lol. Promise I won't make fun of you for it. 😉

Ethneo, that's the thing mate. You never trigger anyone but yourself.

How can Jesus be 100% human and 100% God at the same time?

How can someone who supports abortion call themself "Conservative"? LOL.

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
How can someone who supports abortion call themself "Conservative"? LOL.
Ethneo, what do you think of the story of Noah. True or not? Was it a global flood? How long ago was it?

There is no such thing as a pro-abortion Conservative. They are incompatible with each other as pretty Britney points out here:

https://youtu.be/hsWXkIf-sYc

Jesus said no one knows the times and dates the Father sets for Himself except the Father. Old Man Whirly. Thus the flood was real and there is reason for not having the time.

They don’t know if Troy was real either but you still believe in the police car siren. Thus the Odyssey’s siren 🚨 indicates that it was real the same as your call you use is real.

Thus real enough. Or to put it famously. ‘Nuff said.

Jesus (the man) was probably real. Now all the miracles and magics, not real.

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
[ (even though mutations are never actually positive in the long term) [/B]

Blue eyes and Heterochromia are mutations.

They don't appear to be negative relative to "non-mutated" eye colors. I guess kids might pick on a heterochromatic kid for having two different colored eyes, but the mutation itself isn't associated with anything negative. Well, in humans at least.

Any beneficial mutations that ever happen are always detrimental in the long run and in most situations.

For example, a virus mutating to overcome some resistance or survive will still be weaker in most situations than it was before it mutated. The seemingly beneficial mutation will only be beneficial it in that very specific situation.

Oh, and natural selection (which actually happens) is not the same as Darwinist macroevolutionary nonsense (which never happens).