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Probs with your love life? Home life? or do you want to go outside and blow your brains out with a sawed off shotgun to get rid of your no life loser existance 🙂

Come see the KMC SHRINK 😱

Dont expect serious reply's 😉

Im 13, I need help with girls...How do I have girls to be my *****?

Originally posted by Darth_Veav
Im 13, I need help with girls...How do I have girls to be my *****?

😄 Okay follow my tips and u will soon get laid my friend 😄

1.U gotta pimp them man,girls want what they cant have,let them ring YOU,dont get caught checking them out,as they may FLATTER themself and will there for play hard to get.

2.Get a life 🙂 I mean save up some money get a car and a job,have something going for ya.

3.NEVER brag to your mates about a girl if u like them

4.Get a haircut and hide your star wars dvd's 🙂

U MAY JUST GET LAID BOY!!

Originally posted by kmcdude
😄 Okay follow my tips and u will soon get laid my friend 😄

1.U gotta pimp them man,girls want what they cant have,let them ring YOU,dont get caught checking them out,as they may FLATTER themself and will there for play hard to get.

2.Get a life 🙂 I mean save up some money get a car and a job,have something going for ya.

3.NEVER brag to your mates about a girl if u like them

4.Get a haircut and hide your star wars dvd's 🙂

U MAY JUST GET LAID BOY!!

Thanks cause I dont wanna end up as a 40 year old virign.

Originally posted by Darth_Veav
Thanks cause I dont wanna end up as a 40 year old virign.

😆 Dont sweat man,your 13 😉 I did not get ''lucky'' till I was 16 🙂

hysterical 14 baby

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Darth_Veav, kmc didn't get laid in till 16, do you really want to listen 2 him

Originally posted by Leo.M
Darth_Veav, kmc didn't get laid in till 16, do you really want to listen 2 him

I were not a desperado and waited till I found a ''good looking'' chick to lose my virginity too 😄

not a 14 yr old trailer park whore like u did 😉

Okay more questions please.........

Originally posted by Leo.M
hysterical 14 baby

Also people that feel the need to brag about what age they lost there virginity are most likely virgins that still think sex is ''cool'' 😆

eek2 i lost it at 14 at of luck...she was really really slutty but hot hot

Originally posted by Leo.M
eek2 i lost it at 14 at of luck...she was really really slutty but hot hot

Fair enough, I will take your word for it 🙂

While I am gone feel free to post your problems and I will get back to every post 🙂

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strange i lost mines at 15 😛 we have 14,15,16 😛

Originally posted by TX!
strange i lost mines at 15 😛 we have 14,15,16 😛

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Advice. You give advice... not advise. 🙄

I'm so bored, so I'll just asked something. I've got a boring life. 😂

heres some advice.....stop obsessing about slipknot, it'll get you banned.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
heres some advice.....stop obsessing about slipknot, it'll get you banned.

😂 meh,I dont care about that slipknot thing anymore......