Originally posted by fantasygirl
I'm so bored, so I'll just asked something. I've got a boring life. 😂
Well Miss,follow my words
1.Get a boyfriend 🙂 Go out with him and have fun 😉
2.Chuck your computer at your window right now 🙂 Those thing lead to posting in threads made by insane people like me 🙂
3.Start learning to dance or sing or act,Take up a hobby,become famous and when u become famous Miss Fantasy girl make sure you send me a million dollars in a check so no jews try and steal it 😉
Originally posted by Family_guy725
ok kmcdude i live in an apartment and next door to me live this couple that have sex like every friggin hour of the day and i can never watch tv go to sleep or even hear myself think(damn there at it again) what should i do
😂 Listen my man to my wise words
1.Get a shotgun,simply saw the end off to make it more easy to carry in your jacket. 😉
2.Next time your naughty neighbors are at it,kick open there door,now from the sounds of this couple they might not be in the bed 😑 So be prepared to blow the guys head off as soon as you open the door as they are proberly ''banging'' on the kitchen floor,or even the lounge floor,(who knows)After blowing this horny guy's head off,take his ''sex obsessed girlfriend'' into your apartment and simply tell her you are ''the man'' and now you have no more annoying neighbors and also have a live in sex slave
😑
Originally posted by kmcdude
😂 Listen my man to my wise words1.Get a shotgun,simply saw the end off to make it more easy to carry in your jacket. 😉
2.Next time your naughty neighbors are at it,kick open there door,now from the sounds of this couple they might not be in the bed 😑 So be prepared to blow the guys head off as soon as you open the door as they are proberly ''banging'' on the kitchen floor,or even the lounge floor,(who knows)After blowing this horny guy's head off,take his ''sex obsessed girlfriend'' into your apartment and simply tell her you are ''the man'' and now you have no more annoying neighbors and also have a live in sex slave
😑
P.S after reading they are 50 maybe you should shoot her as well 😉
Originally posted by Tangible God
Alright, I need some Advice.Where do I go to find some Licorice Lengerie?
🙂 Well in my town theres a place called ''World for adults'' There you can buy almost anything that you and your girlfriend or boyfriends, girlfriend can think of.
😉
There should be somewhere seedy like that where you live under a different name.
Also in my experience I have only came across choclate and strawberry......I could be wrong though........
P.S Let me know how it went 😉
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
I grew a third arm this morning when I was cutting my hair... in fact its still growing, what should I do? 🙁
Well,We all know that your mum keeps a axe in the bedroom for all them disgusting fat girls u bring home 🙂
I suggest using that axe and cutting that 3rd arm right off...........come to think of it,......cut your balls of while you are at it 😉