stuff you would never say in public...

"I forgot to wear deoderant today...can someone tell me if I have b.o."

Originally posted by Ladyluck
*raises hand excitedly*

I do!

you do!!!!! hay, I'm taking AP Zoology and i have to do a report on crabs (not the ones you eat but...you know) so is bad? 😕

"You make my ding-dong go BOiNG!" 😱

"Wow, nice ding-dong"

"That's the last time I sleep with my sheep... well, maybe the second to last time"

"shouldn't have eaten the beans last night"

****....wait... i would say **** in public... hell i say it all the time!

****!

" Gosh i can'tt hold this{Wet,hot big,combo's,stinky,etc.} fart any longer"

i would say alot of things in public..sensible though..so as of now i cant think of what i wont say 💃

"Are those your real boobs?"

i got one...."why do you look retarded sir"

"Jeezus, Lady! Did that butt-ugly baby come out of you?.... Stick it back in. It's not done yet!" 😖

"Excuse me ma'am, would you happen to have any vagisil I can borrow?"

Originally posted by APIECEOFME
"Excuse me ma'am, would you happen to have any vagisil I can borrow?"

laughing .... 😘

Originally posted by D-Double
"Jeezus, Lady! Did that butt-ugly baby come out of you?.... Stick it back in. It's not done yet!" 😖

"Aww your baby looks just like his father....what a shame."

Originally posted by APIECEOFME
"Are those your real boobs?"

LOL 😆

"I know a wonderful plastic surgeon...you know, just in case you ever wanted to fix that nose of yours"

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Oh you think so eh? 😐

You really do have nice breasts though. 😐

holy shit your huge!

Originally posted by Thael
You really do have nice breasts though. 😐

I know. 😐