stuff you would never say in public...

Started by Vathu9 pages

let me tickle your balls boy lol

Have you seen it?

Okay....boxed

god dammit, the taco bell dog is following me wherever i go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Damn lady, how many more kids do you plan on popping out?"

Why am I the only virgin here??!!

you have sexy back hair

*looks and straes mercisly at guy next to her and drools*

yo soy el pendejo. Mi llamo es Feo.

1st year spanish student I'm guessing

2nd year. can you tranlsate that 4 me? im not sure i said it right.

woah I totally got lost

who has my testicles has anyone seen them? *as the guy scatters about to find his testicles*

I think it should have said:
Yo soy un pendejo, y Me llamo Feo

yeah i am not at all good at other words

I had sex with my uncles dog

I wanted 2 sentences though. thanks for the other thing tho. i always trick my friends to say stuff like that to the new spanish kids so they look at them funny. 😂

im thinking of having my testicles laminated

Sex sucks

Originally posted by magic_hate_ball
im thinking of having my testicles laminated

crazy good luck with that

😂

thats wrong

I want to lick your lamenated testicles 😆

Originally posted by zac_j
I wanted 2 sentences though. thanks for the other thing tho. i always trick my friends to say stuff like that to the new spanish kids so they look at them funny. 😂

Yeah we had this girl in my highschool that we would make say that she was a whore to all the spanish speaking people...I can't remember how to say it, but anyways, we told her that it meant "I am hot" So she went around saying it to everyone.

Originally posted by CherryTopper
😂
I want to lick your lamenated testicles 😆

theyre here and laminated and ready.....😄