stuff you would never say in public...

😘

I'll pass

but the weird person saying that on the street should go to the mental home 😄

lol, i told my friend to say su madre es un chalupa feo grande to all the spanish kids, and i told her it meant that she was going to get good grades.

I wouldn't do it cuz i suck at spanish 😄

I love to her my grama crap in the morning

"Damn Grandma, you and Gramps were going AT IT last night....high five!"--------------getting back on the topic

EWWWWWW!

hey mom i saw your performance can i watch instead of listen this time tonite?

"Mom could you give me some advice on which positions are the most pleasurable? I just can't seem to get there with my bf"

....want to see my balls? 😐

Originally posted by Vathu
....want to see my balls? 😐

what balls? i seriously thought u were a girl.

can my parents watch

"Congratulations on the pregnancy!....what you're not pregnant? Well why are you so big then?

My peepee gets rerally big when i see grandma...

NO!!! I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT ANYWHERE!!!! NOT EVEN IN PUBLIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....thats something you wouldnt say in oublic? lmfao you are such a pussy.. 😐 i walk up to girls all the time at school and be like sup ***** 😐

anywas back on topic

*hanging by chains from the front of a market store*
want to stratch my balls for me? they itch...

I actually freaked out when my gramas old neighbor she was pretty big and when she sadi she was expecting I was like OHHH you are..thats nice

Originally posted by Vathu
....thats something you wouldnt say in oublic? lmfao you are such a pussy.. 😐 i walk up to girls all the time at school and be like sup ***** 😐

anywas back on topic

*hanging by chains from the front of a market store*
want to stratch my balls for me? they itch...

*hangs by chains too*

want to suck em? they... uhh.... itch!

NO

I rather get the pleasure

arent I nice

MY THIRD KNEE HAS NO BONES

i cant believe how stained you made my bedspread last night!!!!!!!!!!

I want to lick a donkeys ass

Originally posted by CherryTopper
I want to lick a donkeys ass

a donkey IS an ass

"Aww isn't that sweet, you take your dog for rides in the baby carriage"