Every human on the planet vs superman

Started by crimsonphoenix7 pages

i hope supes is not in a heavy populated area when we start throwing nukes in his direction,cuz i dont think it would be wise to kill are own ppl.lol

wolf's rain

Originally posted by supremthor
wolf's rain

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Originally posted by crimsonphoenix
i hope supes is not in a heavy populated area when we start throwing nukes in his direction,cuz i dont think it would be wise to kill are own ppl.lol

I was just thinking that and what's worse is he still has super speed which, means he could just run and avoid the nukes while we kill ourselves.

Superman kills the majority of the population, until he faces what may be his greatest foe ever:

Mr. T

Realistically, Superman wins this -- and easily -- unless kryptonite is allowed. A country controlled entirely by market forces like mine (America) can't even friggin' mobilize unless there's money to be made or oil to be plundered, even if it's a life-or-death situation! Even if we were suddenly well-organized, well-coordinated and highly motivated (and without being deceived into that motivation like we were with Pearl Harbor and 9/11) and our "leaders" and the corporate media were suddenly being honest with us, we'd STILL be screwed because Superman could effortlessly knock out our power grid with a well-placed punch or two, rendering us largely powerless (literally). It wouldn't even take him any meaningful amount of time or planning to do it.

Originally posted by supremthor
wolf's rain

its is a good one, that guys a phenomenal writer, but bebop is sooooo much better.

Originally posted by Orestes
Realistically, Superman wins this -- and easily -- unless kryptonite is allowed. A country controlled entirely by market forces like mine (America) can't even friggin' mobilize unless there's money to be made or oil to be plundered, even if it's a life-or-death situation! Even if we were suddenly well-organized, well-coordinated and highly motivated (and without being deceived into that motivation like we were with Pearl Harbor and 9/11) and our "leaders" and the corporate media were suddenly being honest with us, we'd STILL be screwed because Superman could effortlessly knock out our power grid with a well-placed punch or two, rendering us largely powerless (literally). It wouldn't even take him any meaningful amount of time or planning to do it.

I agree.

Superman kills the majority of the population, until he faces what may be his greatest foe ever:

Lois Lane.

Oh yeah he fears her alright.

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Magic?
Some people think it's real, so we just get all the weird goth wiccan chicks and throw them at him by the dozen. Hopefully something'll stick.

Originally posted by olympian
Superman kills the majority of the population, until he faces what may be his greatest foe ever:

Lois Lane.

Oh yeah he fears her alright.

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Yeah that was really original. Superman wins as much as I hate saying it. Everyone is only worried about themselves and if Superman became evil society would collapse on its self. Kind of like a zombie invasion, or Hurricane Katrina. People would start looting stores in his wake and commiting other crimes. The world would fall into anarchy. Just watch any movie that has to do with chaos and you'll understand what I mean, or you could watch the news on the Hurricane's victims if you haven't been.

Superman would utterly annihalate us with no effort at all.

Nukes are out of the question. With his superhearing and vision he could hear and see them the instant they take off a vapourise them even as they leave the silo.

None of our other earthly weapons would even scratch him.

He would be invincible.

The only way to slay down him is to assemble a group of superpowered being which collectiv might nearly equal his own:
The Smashers!
SMASHERS ASSEMBLE!

-KURT ANGLE
Kurt is the leader, olympic athtlete with high wrestling skills, he's a smart cheater and master tactician, plus he's hella durable and strong, plus he wears the U.S.A. colors on his costume, he's like Ultimate Captain America, a badass

-REY MYSTERIO
The speedster, able to flip, run and jump at superhuman level, plus possess quite considerable strenght and durability, he's the one that will keep Supes attention while

-THE BIG SHOW
The Incredible Hulk in human disguise, this huge man possess outstanding strenght and durability, he'll go into slugfest with Supes and show him human race don't bow to ****ing kryptonians

-THE UNDERTAKER
The dark hero, he'll aid BS into pummeling the crap outta Supes, his strenght and powers linked to realm of death are a deadly mix, superstrenght + magic= troubles for Kal El

-JOHN CENA
The Thor of the group.Cool, nice, hella strong and durable, loved from girls, childs, old people and animals.This guy is also a master planner, and has major fighting skills.Time to show Supes he can be really a BAD BAD MAN.

-EDDIE GUERRERO LAAAAAAAAAAAAA RAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
The evil warrior that will join force of the heroes for saving the planet.
This can flip, punch, kick and laugh in a cool bravado way, and he's on par with Rey Mysterio, just slightly stronger, and in a tag team tactic, they'll show Supes what means teamwork.

-HULK HOGAN and STONE COLD
The Skyfathers, backup plan, they'll join the slugfest showing that an old man is a survivor and drop on Supes anything they'll find on the battlefield and in the end perform a combo attack on him.

Superman runs around creating hurricanes and tornados. And if they do try the nuke tactic.. it's been tried. Even weakened, in Kryptonite sand at ground zero and handled an nuke with ease and even prevented it from doing too much damage. Someone posted the scan of it the other day.

This is a joke.

Lex Luthor alone is man enough for Superman. And get real, if Superman exists, obviously Kryptonite exists as well.

I say Superman 0, Lex Luthor 1
and the rest of the world will never even have to get out of bed.

Admittedly, the guy's got nice muscles and a couple of cool powers, but Brainiac he is not.

Outwitted, outplayed, and wondering what the hell just happened, he'll be in a Kryptonite coffin while Lex is consoling Lois in his penthouse, with the lights turned low, a fire burning, some expensive bubbly. . .

Bye bye Superman, hallo Mrs Luthor

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Originally posted by Dreampanther
This is a joke.

Lex Luthor alone is man enough for Superman. And get real, if Superman exists, obviously Kryptonite exists as well.

I say Superman 0, Lex Luthor 1
and the rest of the world will never even have to get out of bed.

Admittedly, the guy's got nice muscles and a couple of cool powers, but Brainiac he is not.

Outwitted, outplayed, and wondering what the hell just happened, he'll be in a Kryptonite coffin while Lex is consoling Lois in his penthouse, with the lights turned low, a fire burning, some expensive bubbly. . .

Bye bye Superman, hallo Mrs Luthor

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Yea cause i mean lex luthor has killed superman a whole number of how many times is it now?? o yea ZERO

Originally posted by superman302
Yea cause i mean lex luthor has killed superman a whole number of how many times is it now?? o yea ZERO
Luthor is the shit though, for real.

And what happens if Superman runs back to the fortress of solitude and dons the Kryptonian Battle armor of complete badassness?

The SMASHERS will beat down Supes.

Originally posted by superman302
Yea cause i mean lex luthor has killed superman a whole number of how many times is it now?? o yea ZERO

And Superman has been oh SOOOOOO very effective against Luthor?

With all his superpowers, his invulnerability (oops, forgot about the Kryptonite. . .oh, wait, forgot about the magic as well. . .oh, and, yeah, doesn't he have this thing against killing?), his superstrength, superspeed, freezing breath and laser vision and X-ray vision he has accomplished what, exactly, against Luthor?

The only reason Luthor keeps Blue Boy around is because he doesn't like getting bored, and while Superman isn't exactly the sharpest arrow in the quiver, at least he has all those muscles.

Just a question, something for you to ponder on - wolves, lions, leopards, tigers, bears, gorillas - these are all stronger, faster, meaner and tougher than we are, right? I mean, how many guys do you think it will take to bring a grizzly down?

And yet, we still rule this world. Why is that, do you think?

Let me give you a little clue - brawn vs brain.

And bud, if I had to choose between Luthor and Supertoy, you can be pretty sure my money is on the man who's been running circles around the big wimp since day one.