Every human on the planet vs superman

Originally posted by Dreampanther
And Superman has been oh SOOOOOO very effective against Luthor?

With all his superpowers, his invulnerability (oops, forgot about the Kryptonite. . .oh, wait, forgot about the magic as well. . .oh, and, yeah, doesn't he have this thing against killing?), his superstrength, superspeed, freezing breath and laser vision and X-ray vision he has accomplished what, exactly, against Luthor?

The only reason Luthor keeps Blue Boy around is because he doesn't like getting bored, and while Superman isn't exactly the sharpest arrow in the quiver, at least he has all those muscles.

Just a question, something for you to ponder on - wolves, lions, leopards, tigers, bears, gorillas - these are all stronger, faster, meaner and tougher than we are, right? I mean, how many guys do you think it will take to bring a grizzly down?

And yet, we still rule this world. Why is that, do you think?

Let me give you a little clue - brawn vs brain.

And bud, if I had to choose between Luthor and Supertoy, you can be pretty sure my money is on the man who's been running circles around the big wimp since day one.

We lose

Wow, that is a really mean thing to do to a supervillain.

Already I feel safer.

Yea, Superman, you go, boy. Protect the world against evil by getting the evil kicked out of the office. That will REALLY teach evil a lesson.

Look, guys, don't misunderstand me, I like Superman, he's one of the last really good guys, but he is outdated. He was created when a superhero with strict morals and values were needed, in a world that was changing so fast people needed something to cling to.

But in today's world, he is outdated, outclassed and outmatched

Superman. First of all, by virtue of his limited surface area, all the people in the world would not be able to attack him at once; maybe, at most, 20 or 30 could. Even so, my guess is that if 6 billion people got their chance to punch the equivalent of a thick steel wall, you'd end up with 12 billion broken fists.
Hmmm. Then again, if everyone did "dog pile on the wabbit," we humans might just pull it off.

Originally posted by supremthor
this are humans not mutans or superpowered human like GL just good old plane human. that like 7billion people vs one superman and superman has evey power but his flying. who wins lol.

Magicians like Strange, Zatanna, etc. etc. are not mutants or superpowered humans, right? Therefore they can fight against Superman, right? And Superman is vulnerable to magic, right? Therefore Superman will be Strange and Zatanna's gimp until they feel like letting him come out and play again, right?

Like I said - muscles, they're pretty to look at, but otherwise they don't mean much. . .

Originally posted by Dreampanther
Magicians like Strange, Zatanna, etc. etc. are not mutants or superpowered humans, right? Therefore they can fight against Superman, right? And Superman is vulnerable to magic, right? Therefore Superman will be Strange and Zatanna's gimp until they feel like letting him come out and play again, right?

Like I said - muscles, they're pretty to look at, but otherwise they don't mean much. . .

You're underestimating his intelligence. He's a super-genius. He's built things that would make Richards jealous.

Like an entire world.

Originally posted by Draco69
You're underestimating his intelligence. He's a super-genius. He's built things that would make Richards jealous.

Like an entire world.

Exactly.

Dreampanther - you're a muppet.

Superman can and has learnt languages in seconds, created machines beyond the ken of any human and can come up with battle plans and strategies on the fly - even within milliseconds.

His brain calculates at rates that we cannot understand.

Here he's calculating exactly where he needs to fly between red sun radiation and yellow sun in order to deflect the lethal radiation away from Earth.

Oh - he's flying backwards faster than light whilst he's calculating too.

Just muscle, my arse.

Pah!

😉

Originally posted by ZephroCarnelian
Exactly.

Dreampanther - you're a muppet.

Superman can and has learnt languages in seconds, created machines beyond the ken of any human and can come up with battle plans and strategies on the fly - even within milliseconds.

His brain calculates at rates that we cannot understand.

Here he's calculating exactly where he needs to fly between red sun radiation and yellow sun in order to deflect the lethal radiation away from Earth.

Oh - he's flying backwards faster than light whilst he's calculating too.

Just muscle, my arse.

Pah!

😉

Sorry - just to add a bit more salt to the already festering wounds of Dream Panther's argument.

All created by his own 'thick' brain...

Oh, great, now Superman is faster than thought. He can read people's minds, know what they are thinking and that they are planning to cast a spell on him, and then react before that thought is even complete.

Do you KNOW anything about magic?

And I'm the muppet?

Well since, we decided to abandon reason and rationality in favour of insults and Superman worshipping - ZephroCarnelian, you are a fanboy.

Superman, now he's not just faster than the Flash and the speed of light -he's faster than the speed of thought!

This is PRE CRISIS SUPERMAN.Don't cheat fanboy.

Originally posted by ZephroCarnelian
Sorry - just to add a bit more salt to the already festering wounds of Dream Panther's argument.

All created by his own 'thick' brain...

Originally posted by Dreampanther
Oh, great, now Superman is faster than thought. He can read people's minds, know what they are thinking and that they are planning to cast a spell on him, and then react before that thought is even complete.

Superman has ALWAYS been faster than thought...😬

No he's not a telepath. But he can knock them the f*** out before they process an electrical impulse in their brains

Originally posted by Dreampanther
Do you KNOW anything about magic?

Do you know ANYTHING about Superman? Besides watching the Superfriends

And I'm the muppet?

Originally posted by Dreampanther
Well since, we decided to abandon reason and rationality in favour of insults and Superman worshipping - ZephroCarnelian, you are a fanboy.

Actually we're embracing reason and rationality. Speed kills. Duh.

Originally posted by Dreampanther
And I'm the muppet?

Well since, we decided to abandon reason and rationality in favour of insults and Superman worshipping - ZephroCarnelian, you are a fanboy.

What the?!?

Since when has Muppet been an insult...??

It means the same as 'plonker' or 'nitwit.'

Learn some English.

And K3vil - are you saying that since the Crisis Superman is now thick as Dreampanther suggests?

Originally posted by Dreampanther
Superman, now he's not just faster than the Flash and the speed of light -he's faster than the speed of thought!

This makes no sense. 😐

The speed of thought is around 300 meters per second...

Uh-huh.

Being faster than the speed of thought means that you are able to move faster than anyone could possibly react.

No-one on earth would be able to react fast enough to Superman if he decided to do something.

If you fired a bullet at someone, they could not react to it.

Supes is far far faster than a bullet.

Superman is vulnerable to magic.

Magicians have spells to protect them.

Therefore Superman can't touch the magicians.

And speaking of learning English, do you know what nitwit and plonker means?

Doofus.