Punisher vs. Batman Villians

Started by Juntai8 pages

Originally posted by jgiant
Yeah i've heard, but joker is not use to a guy like Frank who is also planing aswell, pun would probably just snipe joker...can someone explain how joker would win, just for kicks...
How about standing in a room full of babies, and holding a few in his arms, while chewing on the face of one of Frank's former superiors...then blowing his brain out with a 45 when he sees him? Or. . . waits in a room of joker gas? Or . . .takes Mr Mxyzptlks powers? He's done it before. How many ways do you want it explained?

Originally posted by K3VIL
Frank is not Bat.
He's not mercyful.
He doesn't go for the arrest.Probably he'll blow up their bases with a rocket launcher and fill of bullets the survivors and drop a fuel truck on Clayface then make it explode.
Punisher will transform gang wars in guerrilla and become ruler of Gotham underworld claiming that every ****ing thug should stop or he'll kill them and Bat will finally retire from crime fight.
PUNISHER: RULER OF GOTHAM

Sounds about right to me...

Originally posted by Orestes
If you think that, you don't read Punisher comics. Actually, imo, Frank is MORE resourceful than Batman. He doesn't know all the technowizardry crap that Batman knows, but when it comes to thinking on his feet (as opposed to analyzing chemicals or whipping up a reverse polarity catalytic frombwitzer or some other stupid thing a bored writer dreamed up), I've seen more from Frank than I've ever seen from Bruce.

Batman is very, VERY overrated. The Joker is even MORE overrated. That Punisher could and would kill him -- even if he KNEW Punisher was coming -- is so obvious as to be unworthy of further consideration. I'm more concerned with whether Frank could, in fact, also kill R'as al Ghul. I'm inclined to believe that he could, but it would be interesting and perhaps not so easy, assuming R'as knew he was coming.

Other people who could effortlessly kill Joker:

Elektra
Hitman (when he was alive)
Daredevil

Hell, even Catwoman could probably do it at least 5 out of 10 if she really wanted to. So could Harley, Joker's own main squeeze (in her own mind).

Good post! I agree! 👆

ok i will try to make this one cool.

Joker will be set up a place for him to be publically, assuming that he and frank both know of each other and are on pursuit, he would be in a wharehouse or some kind of hideout talking to to his henchman and then he would leave to get in his car, when puniser sees him outside he snipes him in the head, and joker dies, then frank goes to check the body and when he turns him over, its a fake with a flower that shoots knockout gas at frank, this Ko's Frank, and when he wakes up he is chains ontop of a pit of acid and about to be lowers in feet first, and then the joker does so.

Originally posted by Orestes
If you think that, you don't read Punisher comics. Actually, imo, Frank is MORE resourceful than Batman. He doesn't know all the technowizardry crap that Batman knows, but when it comes to thinking on his feet (as opposed to analyzing chemicals or whipping up a reverse polarity catalytic frombwitzer or some other stupid thing a bored writer dreamed up), I've seen more from Frank than I've ever seen from Bruce.

Batman is very, VERY overrated. The Joker is even MORE overrated. That Punisher could and would kill him -- even if he KNEW Punisher was coming -- is so obvious as to be unworthy of further consideration. I'm more concerned with whether Frank could, in fact, also kill R'as al Ghul. I'm inclined to believe that he could, but it would be interesting and perhaps not so easy, assuming R'as knew he was coming.

Other people who could effortlessly kill Joker:

Elektra
Hitman (when he was alive)
Daredevil

Hell, even Catwoman could probably do it at least 5 out of 10 if she really wanted to. So could Harley, Joker's own main squeeze (in her own mind).

You have never read a Batman comic.

Originally posted by Juntai
How about standing in a room full of babies, and holding a few in his arms, while chewing on the face of one of Frank's former superiors...then blowing his brain out with a 45 when he sees him? Or. . . waits in a room of joker gas? Or . . .takes Mr Mxyzptlks powers? He's done it before. How many ways do you want it explained?

Ah, so then Joker can just take those powers back whenever he wants 'em, right? ROFL ... "Hey, Mixy, I want your powers again!" "Duh, okay." POOF! 😆

Originally posted by King KAM
ok i will try to make this one cool.

Joker will be set up a place for him to be publically, assuming that he and frank both know of each other and are on pursuit, he would be in a wharehouse or some kind of hideout talking to to his henchman and then he would leave to get in his car, when puniser sees him outside he snipes him in the head, and joker dies, then frank goes to check the body and when he turns him over, its a fake with a flower that shoots knockout gas at frank, this Ko's Frank, and when he wakes up he is chains ontop of a pit of acid and about to be lowers in feet first, and then the joker does so.

Exactly.. He'd probably be sniping one of his own friends.. Similar to what Joker did to that guy in No Man's Land.

I think that Batman and the Joker are Superbly written, and because so everyone likes them and this makes some people who WANT TO BE COOL, say they are ovverrated, just because it makes them feel like they are hip, but in reality Batman isnt overrated he is just better written then punisher, thats why hed kick his ass, he is also a WAY better seller because of this, and just because punisher has a cult doesnt make him cooler, hes not. Punisher is overrated and gets his ass kicked by blind people.

Originally posted by Juntai
How about standing in a room full of babies, and holding a few in his arms, while chewing on the face of one of Frank's former superiors...then blowing his brain out with a 45 when he sees him? Or. . . waits in a room of joker gas? Or . . .takes Mr Mxyzptlks powers? He's done it before. How many ways do you want it explained?

First and second senerio: Frank wouldn't go into anyplace half cocked, especially when its a guy like joker...Frank would hit joker before he knows what hit him...and babies maybe, frank's superior he wouldn't care less...

If frank was such a hard ass.....well he wouldnt have gotten his ass kicked by ol' canucklehead and left for dead in a swamp......he also wouldnt have gotten his family killed, and wouldve been chosen for the secret wars....

Originally posted by Juntai
You have never read a Batman comic.

Sure I have. Seems to me he's a guy in a bat outfit who has SERIOUS TROUBLE with people who do things like carry a carved dummy around and speak through it, or a guy whose "special talent" is giving away clues to his crimes so he can be caught easier.

Then along comes a hottie blonde psychologist who gets twisted by the Joker, and all in one night she's already enough to almost beat Bats! 😆

Yeah, I'm familiar with the guy. He's pretty good, but he's been elevated by fans to the level of Batgod, and he just doesn't qualify for the title. 😉

Originally posted by King KAM
If frank was such a hard ass.....well he wouldnt have gotten his ass kicked by ol' canucklehead and left for dead in a swamp......he also wouldnt have gotten his family killed, and wouldve been chosen for the secret wars....

Punisher KILLED a bear stranglig him with his bare hands.
Frank is badass

Punisher got his ass handed to him by a blind man, and 5foot3 man from canada.........

Bats killed a room full of Silver-backs......

Originally posted by Orestes
Ah, so then Joker can just take those powers back whenever he wants 'em, right? ROFL ... "Hey, Mixy, I want your powers again!" "Duh, okay." POOF! 😆

JLA/Avengers: Wasn't there a mention of Batman beating up punisher for 20 straight minutes or something..?
Batman in another comic tells Cass "Congradulations on beating Lady Shiva. Even I have never done that."
In another comic, Cass is talking to Oracle[Former Batgirl who got her spine blew out by whoo...?] about the Joker and discussing a time Barb fought Joker and he beat her ass... Cass attacks the Joker. And he beats the shit out of her. In another one, Joker takes down Comission Gordon's wife... Gordon shoots him in the knee... his reply?"I'll never walk again... oh .. haha . . Like your daughter..!!!!!!!! HAHAH!" In another one, he smashes Robin. In another he dominates the western Hemisphere.. in another he's king of the universe...

Joker is a more lethal and crazy opponent than Frank has ever faced. And who has Frank KILLED that was a long standing well recognized character of any worth? Joker elimites by the hundreds... everytime he gets out... less than 6 hours..

Originally posted by King KAM
I think that Batman and the Joker are Superbly written, and because so everyone likes them and this makes some people who WANT TO BE COOL, say they are ovverrated, just because it makes them feel like they are hip, but in reality Batman isnt overrated he is just better written then punisher, thats why hed kick his ass, he is also a WAY better seller because of this, and just because punisher has a cult doesnt make him cooler, hes not. Punisher is overrated and gets his ass kicked by blind people.

So let's see ... your argument is basically, "I like Batman, and you made fun of him, so you're not cool!"

Oh, and I especially like the "Punisher ... gets his ass kicked by blind people" part. Yeah, I gotta admit I missed the comic where Frank was beaten up by a gang of blind folks.

... oh waaaait, you must mean DAREDEVIL? Is that whom you mean? DD? The guy who dodges Bullseye at point-blank range -- consistently -- and could ALSO hand Batman his behind? THAT guy?

Yeah, he's beaten Frank a few times. Then again ... vice-versa, too. 😉

Originally posted by King KAM
Punisher got his ass handed to him by a blind man, and 5foot3 man from canada.........

Was that man Stick?

Originally posted by K3VIL
Punisher KILLED a bear stranglig him with his bare hands.
Frank is badass
And Wayne beat a Predador with a Louisville?

Ohhh... Daredevil too. I assumed it was Stick, because of the height.

Originally posted by Orestes
So let's see ... your argument is basically, "I like Batman, and you made fun of him, so you're not cool!"

Oh, and I especially like the "Punisher ... gets his ass kicked by blind people" part. Yeah, I gotta admit I missed the comic where Frank was beaten up by a gang of blind folks.

... oh waaaait, you must mean DAREDEVIL? Is that whom you mean? DD? The guy who dodges Bullseye at point-blank range -- consistently -- and could ALSO hand Batman his behind? THAT guy?

Yeah, he's beaten Frank a few times. Then again ... vice-versa, too. 😉

Negative, Batman not only snuck up on Daredevil, but showed him up too, and then walked turned and walked away without finishing it saying "Not bad for a blind guy."