Things NOT To Say To Your New Girlfriend's Parents...

First Off:

Mr. Smith, there ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing my HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too.

so are you guys swingers?

I can't beleive I'm gonna bang your daughter tonight! 😱

Originally posted by Vathu
I can't beleive I'm gonna bang your daughter tonight 😮

Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?

lmfao i know... its like.. 😐
so you want to see if I qualify for your daughter? Sounds reasonable 😐 *rips off clothes*

so you guys up for a 4some

"Mrs. Morgan, can I feel your ass too? I'm just wondering if it'd be the same as (name of girlfriend)'s."

isnt it an orgy when its more then 3?

My parole officer thinks your daughter has a calming effect on me.

Don't worry Mr. smith I'll take good care of your daughter Sara......you know I have a daughter too 😉 *then walks out the door*

You two know I was tried twice for rape, right?

Originally posted by Leo.M
Don't worry Mr. smith I'll take good care of your daughter Sara......you know I have a daughter too 😉 *then walks out the door*

he he

and with that i would add:

We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now.
My wife can be rather vindictive at times.

😆

mine was funnier 😄

Originally posted by Vathu
mine was funnier 😄

"Whoa." *looking at mother's breasts*

lmfao...

so where do you two think would be a good place to.... "do it"? *looking at parents*

Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in,

DIDN'T IT ????????

... Shes vegetarian right?
Does that mean she doesn't like oral?
*whispers to mother*

"Mr.Smith, can you give me a bit of advice? What's a good icebreaker when you're laying in bed?"

Does Chrinstines mom also have a birthmark on her ass?