Things NOT To Say To Your New Girlfriend's Parents...

That's a good one, BF. 😂

Yeah, I met your daughter at Sexoholics Anonymous. 😬

😆

Hmmm.....after meeting you guys, I still don't see where the fire bush comes from...

"Actually, I met your daughter over the internet."

Nice to meet you guys, I love your daughter.....Tell me, Mrs. Johnson...do you wax your ******* too?

Mrs. smith what in your opinion is the best position? 😖hifty:

Mr. Jones, your daughters cooch feels just like your wife's. 😬

(to Mrs. Jones with Mr. Jones watching)
"Haha, you and your daughter are both bombshells...I'd marry the two of you if I could."

*high fives parents* Now...where's my woman

Mr. and Mrs. Jones, I think your daughter is great and I really really want to f*ck her.

Yo wussup Jones man.....oh is that skank daughter of yours upstairs gettin into her ***** clothes, so she can have annonymous sex with random partners, and me if the night goes well

yeah...that ****ing whore

Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?

In my fathers case... everything a guy would say would be horrible.

(to father) so judging by what you've seen what your wife, what can i expect in droopage? the slight sloap or full blown fried egg hanging from a nail?

Wow ! I just noticed only I posted some non-sexual taboos exclamations not to say to your girlfriends parents....

KMC IS FULL OF HORNY PEOPLE !!!!!