Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
Hehe thank cracks me up....I was sitting next to a blonde and she was reading the newspaper. I glanced over and one of the headlines read "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed".
She was shaking her head at the news. She turned to me and asked "How many is a Brazilian?"
Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
Hehe thank cracks me up....I was sitting next to a blonde and she was reading the newspaper. I glanced over and one of the headlines read "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed".
She was shaking her head at the news. She turned to me and asked "How many is a Brazilian?"
LOL.
I duck walks into a bar,
He asks the barman for a menu... The barman gives him the menu, he looks at it, and the Duck says;
"got any fish"
"nope sorry no fish, only whats on the menu...."
so the duck leaves...
The next day the duck walks into the bar again...He asks the barman for a menu... The barman gives him the menu and he asks;
"ummm, got any fish...."
"No we don't do fish here... We Only do whats on the menu!, so NO fish!!"
"Oh ok...."
and leaves....
sooo....The next day the duck walks into the bar again...He asks the barman for a menu... The barman gives him the menu and he asks;
"ummm, got any fish...."
"NO WE DON'T DO FISH!!, THE PAST 2 DAYS YOU HAVE ASKED AND I HAVE SAID NO!... IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'M NAILING YOUR BEAK SHUT..."
"Oh...ok..., Ummmm ... Got any nails?"
"No I don't have any nails!!!"
"got any fish????"
Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
I duck walks into a bar,
He asks the barman for a menu... The barman gives him the menu, he looks at it, and the Duck says;
"got any fish"
"nope sorry no fish, only whats on the menu...."
so the duck leaves...
The next day the duck walks into the bar again...He asks the barman for a menu... The barman gives him the menu and he asks;
"ummm, got any fish...."
"No we don't do fish here... We Only do whats on the menu!, so NO fish!!"
"Oh ok...."
and leaves....
sooo....The next day the duck walks into the bar again...He asks the barman for a menu... The barman gives him the menu and he asks;
"ummm, got any fish...."
"NO WE DON'T DO FISH!!, THE PAST 2 DAYS YOU HAVE ASKED AND I HAVE SAID NO!... IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'M NAILING YOUR BEAK SHUT..."
"Oh...ok..., Ummmm ... Got any nails?"
"No I don't have any nails!!!"
"got any fish????"
oh........
ok how about this one...
A blond, brunette and redhead are pregnant and go to the doctors for there scans.
When they arrive the doctor asks them if they would participate in a little test... they all agree. The doctor tells them hes going to predict the sex of the baby by the sexual position it was conceived in.... he asks the brunette... " My husband and I aren't very experimental.. we were doing it missionary..." the doctor responds, "ah it will be a boy then"
The redhead is asked next...." Well My husband and I are very experimental, we were doing it standing up" to which the doctor replies... "ah its a girl then..."
before the Doctor can ask the blond she runs off and starts crying in the corner... the other ladies ask her whats wrong?
to which she says..." I'm goner have Puppies!!!!"
Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
oh........ok how about this one...
A blond, brunette and redhead are pregnant and go to the doctors for there scans.
When they arrive the doctor asks them if they would participate in a little test... they all agree. The doctor tells them hes going to predict the sex of the baby by the sexual position it was conceived in.... he asks the brunette... " My husband and I aren't very experimental.. we were doing it missionary..." the doctor responds, "ah it will be a boy then"
The redhead is asked next...." Well My husband and I are very experimental, we were doing it standing up" to which the doctor replies... "ah its a girl then..."
before the Doctor can ask the blond she runs off and starts crying in the corner... the other ladies ask her whats wrong?
to which she says..." I'm goner have Puppies!!!!"
😱 😱 😱 😂 😂 😂 😆 😆