Three men went to heaven, so naturally, St. Peter interviewed each one before admitting them into heaven.
The first man admitted to having commited two affairs in his lifetime, so St. Peter only gave him a old car to drive in heaven.
The second man admitted to cheating on his wife once, so St. Peter gave him a compact car to drive in heaven.
The third man said: "My wife also died with me, and I'm proud to say that I was faithful to her until the day we died together."
St. Peter praised him, and gave the third man a luxury vehicle.
A week later, they were driving around in heaven and the first two guys saw the third crying bitterly. Alarmed, they asked what was wrong, since he was driving a luxury vehicle after all.
"I just passed my wife." the third man sobbed. "And she was on a skateboard!!!"