Street Tourney Match #3

Started by Laminator_X11 pages
Originally posted by long pig
What exactly is your magic sword made out of?

It's composition is never defined in the series. It was created by the same sorcerer who created the galaxy-destroying super-weapon in the Epic Illustrated serial. It is white, and sometimes glows from within. Throughout his stories, he routinely dismembers and bisects elite scifi-tech military cyborgs with ease. Only once did he come up against a force field that he could not penetrate in one blow. The ony thing that we ever saw damage the blade itself was a powered-up Cosmic Level wizard grasping the blade with both hands and attacking it directly.

Match closed. Jinzin wins 13-5.

good fight laminator....good fight...

Closing......

what exactly is that supposed to mean master?

Nothing, just that this fight was been over and nobody has cleared space of this thread, thats all.

oh i see... soooo.. how's the intergalactic domination goin?

mmmm.
Not much changed.
Today, did you remember to punch galactus in the mouth for the money he owed me for that planet sandwich I sold him?

Caus if I have to go over to that man's house I'm gonna kick his ass....
Again.

well master I tried to go get it.. but newjack the conquerer had been hired as his body guard.... we had a battle that shook the heavens, and fought to a stalemate, but with my energy exhausted I couldn't continue to fight both him and galactus... and with your other herald c21 gone... I fled in terror... I'm sorry to have failed you master.. I'm still searching for a way to bring back master dan though...

Oh you have not heard?

Master Dan is with Dave Chappelle over in Africa, smoking pot and having it with cambodian tribes women.

[Chappelle:"emm emmm now thats real cambodian breast milk."]

damn... you mean I've been waisting my time? 🤨

damn....