Laminator_X
Once & Future KMC Hawkeye
OK here we go. First off I'd like to salute Jinzin for classily not burying the match with coments while I couldn't respond. Damn Jinzin, you're a real trooper!
Second, JP, I'm hurt man. I stuck up for you when everyone was voting early in your match and this is how you repay me? Just the same, no hard feelings. Perhaps I'll yet change some minds here.
But enough of this. Now I bring it! First, Ben Dreadcrawler's much anticipated response to Big Kahuna's cunning tendril attack. I'll follow this with scan and quote installments so that our esteemed readers can gain appreciation of the force of nature that is this amalgam. On to the ownage!
When we last saw our hero he was up a tree beset on all sides by Kahuna's dagnasty tendrils.
Dreadcrawlerdives to the side towards the tendrils, fanning his Radium Laser in a wide arc before him, just to give BK a taste of the Radiation burn poisoning fun.
He grabs a (now stumpy) tendril and then BANF! teleports them both two miles (3.2km) up and then BANF! ports himself back to the ground, leaving Big Kahuna stunned and in freefall. This is Nightcrawler's upper limit on vertical BAMF's, and it wipes Kurt out to this. Ben will feel the hurt, but his far greater endurance healing factor will have him (and Kahuna, of course) back in fighting shape well before Kahuna gets back anywhere near ground level.
So, Kahuna's 3200 meters up and falling. Critical airspeed for a human body is around 55m/s link, a little over 120MPH. Unless he tries to tendril himeself a parachute or something, he'll take a bit over a minute to fall to earth
In that time, Dreadcrawler is going to manifest his Sword (scans to follow). He'll spend some time emptying his RadLase's powercell blasting his own blade for a big energy powerup., Then he'll reload.
When Kahuna gets within a few hundred meters of ground level, Ben Dreadcrawler throws a Flash Bang grenade up at him. Not too close, just close enough for hand granades and timed just right for no throwback. Benedict's millenia of army life (feat post to follow) allows him to do this perfectly. FLASHBANG! What would normally be a nice set-up for a serious coup de grace will be uber-effective against Kahuna, thanks to Sabertooth's hyper-senses and Venom's weakness to sonic attacks! (This'll still work just fine if he parachute's, I'll just have more time to prepare)
And now for that coup de grace: I will now blast the living bajeezis out of the Big Kahuna with my sword's energy blasts. These blasts shatter boulders without ebsorbing beams for a powerup. They blow holes in spaceship hulls when they're juiced (again scans to follow, I'll stay up late tonight 😈 ). Between free-fall and the stun grenade, BK'll be in no position to dodge. Then just for kicks, I'll hit him again with both the sword blast and the laser. And again. Then he'll hit the ground. Hard (or less hard if he makes the 'chute. OTOH, if he does that, I'll get to shoot him some more 😈 ) !
BK's tough enough to regenerate from this sort of mega assault, but I think I've shredded him enough to get the win. If not, I'll grenade and blast his maimed charred mass until he stops twitching.
Now, excuse me while I fire up the scanner...