Wolverine vs Wonder Woman

Since everyone seems to love Wolverine here, how does he fare against Diana?

Wolverine takes her and slices her intestines, did you know he survived a nuke, pierced Silver Surfer, and takes hits from the hulk?

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Wolverine takes her and slices her intestines, did you know he survived a nuke, pierced Silver Surfer, and takes hits from the hulk?

AND since he has claws, he gets the first hit in EVERY battle, no matter what, AND it decreases everyones fighting potential by 93% becuase they are scared of him, the hairy midget....he also has the added benifit of having extremely bad BO which knocks out the most sensitive of the bunch.....so of course he wins this right?? 🙄

Wow I can not believe I am hearing this. Wonder Woman would take him down so badly I think Wolverine would just be walking away to ashamed man.

Wolverine uses his death blink and magic spells to turn WW into a pair of snakeskin boots...

I think Wonder Woman would just knock him half way across the state or island that they were standing in.

the subliminals are everywhere....

Originally posted by Fanboy
I think Wonder Woman would just knock him half way across the state or island that they were standing in.

Enough "Wolverine hyperboles we've heard before".

How would the REAL fight go?

To the death:
Diana grabs two ends of his body. Let's say mouth and leg. Pulls 2 seperate directions. There are now technically 2 Wolverines.

To a KO:
Diana uppercuts his ass into the sky. Gives him time to rethink a counter-attack.

Isn't Wonder Woman pretty much the strongest woman in DC continuity?

Or Diana can simply lasso him and beat him to a pulp. Drown him. Rip open his chest cavity and rip out his heart. So many imaginative ways to kill him.

She ***** slaps him so fast and its such a hard hit his neck snaps and he dies.

She kayos him and he goes home thinking how come its the fourth time in a row he has been served.

Or is five times?

nar she uses the lasso of truth of wolverine... who promply confess's hes gay... and only tried to get with gene so he could be near to scot... His ideal man...

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
nar she uses the lasso of truth of wolverine... who promply confess's hes gay... and only tried to get with gene so he could be near to scot... His ideal man...

LOL! cheers I might actually have that on my sig... Would you mind??

Originally posted by Fanboy
I think Wonder Woman would just knock him half way across the state or island that they were standing in.

No no, don't you know that according to some people, Wolverine can defy gravity and he will stay in one place, even if people who can get ships to move with punches...

Isn't WWs lasso unbreakable? So...which is more 'unbreakable' WWs lasso or wolverines claws?

...and if a nuke landed on wolverine he would be vaporized so fast his shadow would be burnt into the ground behind him. Vaporization is a pretty hard wound to heal even for Wolverine.

Originally posted by Jargon343
Isn't WWs lasso unbreakable? So...which is more 'unbreakable' WWs lasso or wolverines claws?