Most Annoying False Assumptions...

Started by DarkCrawler6 pages

Namor instantly going to low class when outside water...

That the bigger and stupdier the power feats the cooler the character or comic.
My favourite character can lift 100 ons
Well my favourite character can lift a mountain
yeh well mine can move planets
so.. so mine can juggle galaxies
And if mine lets rip a fart it will extinguish all the stars in the universe

stupid ill thought out power stunts are a device to try and hide thin plots and weak characterisation

)Wonder Woman is a master martial artist.

)Wonder Woman is a master of all forms of combat on Earth.

)Destroying Wonder Woman's lasso will destroy the multiverse.

Originally posted by severance
That the bigger and stupdier the power feats the cooler the character or comic.
My favourite character can lift 100 ons
Well my favourite character can lift a mountain
yeh well mine can move planets
so.. so mine can juggle galaxies
And if mine lets rip a fart it will extinguish all the stars in the universe

stupid ill thought out power stunts are a device to try and hide thin plots and weak characterisation

is that a Batman V's Wolverine debate?

Originally posted by Scoobless
is that a Batman V's Wolverine debate?

in that despite the fact they are both barely above average joe level and yet they can apparently kisk the ass of anyone in their respective universe.

not really what i am getting at.

more an attack of fanboys who laud the mighty efforts of heroes in the past who have achieved incredible feats like destroying planets as if this is what makes the character great. The hulk is my favourite character the fact that he held a mountain range on his back or destroyed an asteroid twice the size of the earth does not make him a great character. This in my opinion makes him cartoonish in a kiddie kind of way.
What makes a great character is some vulnerability. When hulk had 800lbs of flesh burned away by Vector's tk and yet he did not give up. Now that is exciting. The guy was inches from death but would not quit

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
)Wonder Woman is a master martial artist.

)Wonder Woman is a master of all forms of combat on Earth.

)Destroying Wonder Woman's lasso will destroy the multiverse.


I don't know about master martial artist, but she's DEFINATELY a master of combat...
And destroying her lasso, is impossible, if truth still exists in the universe.

Originally posted by Juntai
I don't know about master martial artist, but she's DEFINATELY a master of combat...
And destroying her lasso, is impossible, if truth still exists in the universe.

Didnt it get ripped by Bizarro in the Trinity mini?

Originally posted by GalacticStorm
Didnt it get ripped by Bizarro in the Trinity mini?
Yes, non-canon though, I'm afraid. However, there was an event in which truth collapsed in JLA for a time.., and it just unraveled.

Originally posted by Juntai
Yes, non-canon though, I'm afraid. However, there was an event in which truth collapsed in JLA for a time.., and it just unraveled.

Cool. 😉

16) Xavier is the most powerful psychic alive...despite the fact that we don't know ANYTHING about DC's telepaths. But he MUST be cause we hear it alot.

AND

Xavier is a "lame" old man who has no chance against DC and major Marvel telepaths, because he does not use his powers openly and to their full extend on a daily basis.

Originally posted by yahman
That Nefaria has 100 x the strength of powerman !!!!!!!! (He has far more !)

That Thanos is stronger than everyone, as he is posing in a pic with Prof Hulk, Thing, Thor and Herc.

That Juggernaught is stronger than Superman !!!!!!!!

That battle feats are greater than actual feats.

That phoenix can beat everyone, because 'wiki' said so.

That G.S. ISN't the editor of the Phoenix 'wiki' page.

That Hulks strength is limitless, and there fore it entitles you to go around harassing my mate, Olympian.

That Warlock and Sentry are different people on this forum.

That being a troll is a bad thing.

😉 🙂

Draco, very funny list by the way !!!!!!!! 😄

i am proud of you you have become like my good friend whirly

A quick top twenty

1. Batman is prepared for everything and never has to search in his utility belt for the right item.

2. Hulk can get stronger and stronger until he can beat just about everybody.

3. Xavier is a wuss because he holds back a lot.

4. Batman can NOT be knocked out because of his suit.

5. Punisher is just a maniac who hides behind his guns.

6. Thanos plans everything and has back up plans for his back up plans and never makes mistakes or doubts himself.

7. Wolverine can not cut Wonderwoman, Hulk, Thing or Thor.

8. Superman is a boring boyscout.

9. Cyclops is miles away from being the leader Captain America is.

10. Nightcrawler wins every fight thanks to teleporting peoples arms and heads off.

11. Sue Richards wins every fight because she instantly makes force bubbles into peoples bodies while instantly protecting herself and the entire FF with a anti-telepathic shield.

12. Champion is the greatest fighter of them all.

13. Karate Kid is human.

14. Spider-Man gets hit by old men in wheelchairs all the time.

15. Warlock has an interesting personality and a good sense of humour.

16. Star Wars characters won't have much problems with Marvel or DC heroes because they are the incarnation of the Force itself.

17. Thing never quits and never gives up.

18. Sentry is absolutely not overhyped, he is worth every penny.

19. Magneto is a very talented telepath.

20 Elektra can take Wolverine any day in the week, and twice on Sunday.

The most annoying false assumption that ive heard is that SS could defeat thanos. lol

That it makes sense for Wolverine to regenenerate from a skeleton.

That Wonder Woman can't speed blitz.

That Pre Crisis Superman should be able to do ANYTHING he wants in a forum battle.

Wonder Woman is not a lesbo 😂 or 😐 you decide!

Heeeeey! I remember this thread.

And my list still stands. Some of them are being invalidated but alot are still true for the most part...

Originally posted by Smaxxer
A quick top twenty

15. Warlock has an interesting personality and a good sense of humour.

You suck 😠

Originally posted by B dot Rob
You suck 😠

Co-sign 😒

Originally posted by darthgoober
That Pre Crisis Superman should be able to do ANYTHING he wants in a forum battle.

The messed up thing is, he kinda can. That's Pre-Crisis Supes for ya. Why do you think DC had to change him?

Originally posted by Tron
The messed up thing is, he kinda can. That's Pre-Crisis Supes for ya. Why do you think DC had to change him?

Yes, in a comic book, he obviously can(because of the writers), but aren't we supposed to get away from from all that BS around here?