Most Annoying False Assumptions...

Started by MJOILNIR6 pages

Thor was 10x his normal str in blood and thunder. "Sorry no".
Warrior madness Thor is 10x his normal Str, "no Berserk Thor is".
Everybody hates Supes because he is so powerful, "No some of us are actually old enough to have read pre crisis when it was being written and hated the horrible writing."

That Chuck Norris isn't a pu$$ie

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Points 10 and 23 contradict each other.

Originally posted by Scoobless
That Chuck Norris isn't a pu$$ie

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Cool Sig ! 🙂

Tx ... it's about time someone said it! .... 😄

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Originally posted by Scoobless
Tx ... it's about time someone said it! .... 😄

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Uhhhh ? 😕

I dont speak Scottish sorry ? 😆

Originally posted by R.O.T. Yahman
Uhhhh ? 😕

I dont speak Scottish sorry ? 😆

No need to apologise.... justs go kiss your Queen's gigantic arse as usual

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Re: Most Annoying False Assumptions...

Originally posted by Draco69
The most annoying False assumptions about comic book characters....

1) DC's gods are weaker than Marvel Gods....because we don't know about DC's gods...but Marvel's MUST be stronger because we know them!

2) Wolverine can heal from anything and is incapable of being knocked out.

3) Hulk cannot be knocked out

4) Anybody with Kryptonite INSTANTLY wins against Superman

5) The only cosmics in the DC Universe are Parallax and Spectre. That's it.

6) Green Lantern's ring can only make hard-light constructs.

7) Spider-Man's spider sense gives him the ability to dodge ANYTHING.

8) Wonder Woman's lasso can be broken by physical force.

9) When Cyclops takes his visor off he's exhausted after five seconds.

10) The JLA are the only DC characters in the DC Universe.

11) The Sentry can beat anybody and anything...except Mastermind.

12) Captain America can win against anybody because he represents the American Spirit and it's impossible for him to lose.

12) Super-strong foes like the Thing are helpless against faster opponents because they can only hit things.

13) There is such a thing as Pre-Crisis when concerning the New Gods.

14) Namor and Wonder Woman are incapable of using their fastly superior speed to simply dodge or parry street-level opponents.

15) Iceman is God.

16) Xavier is the most powerful psychic alive...despite the fact that we don't know ANYTHING about DC's telepaths. But he MUST be cause we hear it alot.

17) The Flash can realistically be hit by characters that cannot match his speed.

18) Martian Manhunter only has telepathy. That's it.

19) Supergirl is stronger than Superman.

20) Doomsday only has super-strength.

21) Doom with prep is unbeatable. Batman with prep is unbeatable.

22) Superman, Wonder Woman, and other speedster powerhouses are not allowed to use their superspeed because...we said so. Marvel Characters like Silver Surfer and Iron Man are allowed to speedblitz.

23) The only superheroes in the DC Universe are the JLA, JSA, and Teen Titans. No other superheroes exist.

24) Wonder Woman can be cut with a knife or any other sharp object by street-levelers and mid tier characters.

25) Kryptonite can be found anywhere. It's very common rock.

Any others?

DC bias ftw

1. if good guys kill they are no better than the bad guys

2. heroes shouldnt kill, for there is always another way

3. ppl arent allowed to betray thier super team, bcuz they wont eventually be re-welcomed with open arms

4. law enforcemnt will always respond with lightning speed when anti heroes are in town racking up a massive body count😄

5. whenever there is a world threatening event one hero or group of heroes wont be able to stop it all by themselves without anybody else ever finding out about it.

eg.
a. Strange thwarting dormammu or some other magical/cosmic entity all by himself.
b. the avengers saving the world from the Kree all by themsleves
c. the FF saving the world from the Skrulls all by themselves
d. the Xmen saving the world from the Shi'ar all by themselves
e. quasar/marvel/adam warlock saving the universe all by themselves....

the common denominator being the rest of the superhero commuity and the world at large would be totally clueless to what almost happened

"16) Xavier is the most powerful psychic alive...despite the fact that we don't know ANYTHING about DC's telepaths. But he MUST be cause we hear it alot."

To be honest, I have never heard anyone ever make that claim. There are many telepaths (both dc and marvel) with more raw potential and power than Xavier, though I would support the claim that very few (dc or marvel) have as much training in the telepath field than Xavier.