What NOT to say on first dates

While you're having dinner don't get up and start masterbating on her.
It never works, trust me.

okay.

*memo to self... scratch that on my itenerary...

"How big are they really?" With a dazed expression on your face as you stare at her chest 😂

Well, at least it put me off a little 😕

While you're having dinner don't say "I need a drink...Got Milk?" and start to suck on her breasts. Especially if you're in Burger King.

Hey baby, could you pass the salt.

Originally posted by Mystifier
"How big are they really?" With a dazed expression on your face as you stare at her chest 😂

Well, at least it put me off a little 😕

You can't bargain with, you can't reason with. It doesn't feel pity or fear. Just act to get what you want.

Originally posted by redcaped
You can't bargain with, you can't reason with. It doesn't feel pity or fear. Just act to get what you want.

Save the talking for the walking-no translations please(:

oh I see.

Can I take a joyride in your car?

(well its not bad, but Dustins deathly afraid of that thought 😛 )

Originally posted by RaeRox
Can I take a joyride in your car?

(well its not bad, but Dustins deathly afraid of that thought 😛 )

Originally posted by Zatch
I am not hunni.

Then why cant I darlin? 😛

Originally posted by RaeRox
Then why cant I darlin? 😛

Originally posted by Zatch
not of legal age.

O big deal *rolls eyes* Its not like we follow rules.......ahem..laws....

Originally posted by RaeRox
O big deal *rolls eyes* Its not like we follow rules.......ahem..laws....

Originally posted by Zatch
well baby they are alot stricter here then they are there.

Sniffle cry

"You know, in MY country......"

Originally posted by RaeRox
Sniffle cry

Originally posted by Zatch
They would ship you back to wisconson and I would be all depressed.

Sniffle.