What NOT to say on first dates

"We got to make this quick because I've a chess tournament if an hour."

"I think one of my contacts fell into your bosom" awehuhs

"sorry thats my wife"
or
"I am old enought to be your dad"
or
"You want to suck it baby"

Originally posted by DustinTsure
Why is I'm a virgin a bad thing to say?

Unless she's a slu* or a prostitute, that's too much info for a first date.

"Can we make out afterwards?

I practiced on my grandma last night, and she said I was really good for a youngster."

Oh, yeah, I'm also the father of another woman's baby.