What NOT to say on first dates

Originally posted by Zatch
" I cheated on my last gf but hey I wont this time"

"Do you like it heavy or gentle?"

Originally posted by Commando Queen
hmm that reminds me of something familiar

why else to you think i chose not to comment?

Originally posted by RaeRox
why else to you think i chose not to comment?

Originally posted by Commando Queen
hmm that reminds me of something familiar

Originally posted by Zatch
ok jeeze I'm sorry ok.

Originally posted by Commando Queen
*not commenting*

Originally posted by Zatch
I figured.

i love you 😕

This doesn't look good.

Originally posted by DarkC
This doesn't look good.

its not help me stop it....

Originally posted by DarkC
This doesn't look good.

girr............... i hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee that guys dont like me

Originally posted by RaeRox
its not help me stop it....

Originally posted by Commando Queen
no it dosent

girr............... i hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee that guys dont like me

argh! *dies*

Originally posted by Zatch
I set myself up for that one.

(basically)

*face in corner*

Originally posted by Zatch
*face in corner*

hunni, come on *holds onto you*

Originally posted by RaeRox
hunni, come on *holds onto you*

Originally posted by RaeRox
hunni, come on *holds onto you*

Originally posted by Zatch
I'm gay!

Originally posted by RaeRox
I'm a lesbian!

Good! Now that the problem was solved let's get back to the topic.

Originally posted by Zatch
I feel bad all over again.

dont.

Originally posted by Commando Queen
please save me from barfing...

Originally posted by ben_dover
Good! Now that the problem was solved let's get back to the topic.

Poor single peoples...🙁 lol jk! jk!

"I'm in to sodomy."